[cantsleep]

let's confess

 

[xenochimera]

well i got bored at the school once with a friend, and we decided to call a perticular teacher from a phone in the school, she picked up and my buddy said "your fired bitch". other then that, my life has been pretty unexciting.

 

[redshifter]

i once snuck into a thread before the lock.

 

[awptickes]

I smell a fed.

 

[lini]

Quote:

Originally Posted by redshifter /img/forum/go_quote.gif i once snuck into a thread before the lock.

Only once?

And would that count as perfect crime or best lie, now?

Grinnings from Munich!

Manfred / lini

 

[nibiyabi]

I stole a 747 for a joyride, parachuted out, 747 crashed, was never caught.

 

[Vicomte]

Do any of you remember President McKinley?

Yep, that was me. I was going by Czolgosz back then.

 

[Duggeh]

I am Sparticus.

 

[Kirosia]

"It's your baby"

 

[smeggy]

I once stole candy from a baby.

 

[feh1325]

i shot the sheriff
but i'm being seriously, you guys, i didn't shoot the deputy

 

[3x331m]

I love you ...

 

[JES]

Going 2x, 3x and even 4x the posted speed limit on my bike. Bad, bad, bad.

 

[Samgotit]

I made dinner for a lovely Chickadee a while back. Being strapped for cash, I had to improvise on the fare. I knew she had a taste for the finer things as she was dating me. I wouldn't get away with less than foie gras, but, alas, I didn't have the scratch for that kind of anatomy. I had to improvise. Instead of foie gras, I served a suitable mimic: NASA's AeroGel.

Amongst my main course consternation was knowing her pallet would also insist on the top Pouilly-Fuissé. After many hours of video poker, it became clear to me that I would not be able to deliver such a Bacchusian treat. What did I do? A few generous spritzes from my Grandmother's bottle of White Diamonds by Liz Taylor into a ewer of decanted boxed wine saved the day. She was never the wiser.

Dinner went swimmingly.

 

[elrod-tom]

Let's leave the overt drug and sexual references for use somewhere else, OK??