[asksunny]

You tell your kid who got into Harvard to go to community college because a new set of Audeze came out

 

[wink]

You swap your implanted firewire port for a USB 3.

 

[asksunny]

The DSM-6 came out with a new personality disorder - audophilicity AKA "your last name" syndrome

 

[wink]

You break wind in strandard pitch A........  

 

[asksunny]

You sit out on the porch in the highest crime rate neighborhood with your eyes closed enjoying the beats of your closed cups headphones

 

[wink]

All your coffee cups are bowls from closed cans.

 

[asksunny]

You go to Best Buy to make a list of audio equipment you should not buy

 

[asksunny]

You try to convince those who think that the world is flat that it is round because your headphones are round too

 

[asksunny]

You rebuke your dog for eating a low quality headphone pair and hand him over your old Audeze to teach him better

 

[wink]

you go skindiving with waterproof headphones

 

[asksunny]

You moisturize your headphones more than your cracked hands

 

[wink]

You wear Hi-Fi sneakers....

 

[JEspina456]

  You wear Hi-Fi sneakers....

You spend money and quote Boar's Head Meat's slogan:  "Compromise Elsewhere."

 

[wink]

You have speakers installed in your shower cubicle.

 

[Carcajou]

You walk around the office and make fun of your co-workers' headphones