[elrod-tom]

News out of Detroit Lions headquarters in Allen Park, MI

http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/a...31/1048/SPORTS

REMINDER: Please keep it clean...thanks.

 

[spraggih]

Let's see ... there is a posting for a story about a dude driving butt-naked and you want to keep it clean. Wish you well.

 

[EyeAmEye]

This is a good one, but is there a law against driving naked? He's not actually out in public, he is in his car...would they have stopped him if he wasn't drunk?

 

[JahJahBinks]

the car had transparent doors?

 

[elrod-tom]

I'm thinking it's got to qualify as indecent exposure, doesn't it??

 

[stewtheking]

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Originally Posted by JahJahBinks the car had transparent doors?

Like windows? Crazy.

If anything there should be more public nudity. Nothing wrong with that... excepting those pics of Tyll and Nikongod.. *shudder*

 

[EyeAmEye]

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Originally Posted by elrod-tom I'm thinking it's got to qualify as indecent exposure, doesn't it??

I'm guessing it does, but if he's in his car, who can see? That is, until he gets out, but if he enters his car in his garage, drives around without getting out and goes back home in his garage, nobody would have seen him nude. I say nude driving is OK until you exit the vehicle in a public place. This can be waived if someone like Kate Beckinsale wants to do it.

 

[JahJahBinks]

It makes you wonder what the police was LOOKING at and HOW.

 

[markl]

Paris Hilton was also pulled over for drunk driving last night. Amazingly, she was fully clothed.

 

[EyeAmEye]

Quote:

Originally Posted by markl Paris Hilton was also pulled over for drunk driving last night. Amazingly, she was fully clothed.

If she wasn't wearing a bag over her head when they pulled her over, they should have arrested her for indecent exposure...

 

[JahJahBinks]

Quote:

Originally Posted by markl Paris Hilton was also pulled over for drunk driving last night. Amazingly, she was fully clothed.

She only had one drink and she had not eaten anything that entire day.

 

[Headphony]

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Originally Posted by EyeAmEye This is a good one, but is there a law against driving naked? He's not actually out in public, he is in his car...would they have stopped him if he wasn't drunk?

Read carefully, he was driving a pink dunebuggy - no doors.

 

[mrarroyo]

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Originally Posted by JahJahBinks She only had one drink and she had not eaten anything that entire day.

Actually she just drove by a bar, the aroma from an open bottle got her and her 90 lbs skinny as bones ass drunk.

 

[stewtheking]

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Originally Posted by EyeAmEye This can be waived if someone like Kate Beckinsale wants to do it.

x2. And if she wanted a lift....

 

[meat01]

I am surprised the coach still has a job. Whether it is illegal or not, you would think that an NFL coach would have some high standards to uphold, but then again the Lions don't have any standards.