[warubozu]

Yo momma's so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.

Yo momma's so old she farts dust.

Yo momma’s breath so stink she has to take prescription Tic Tac.

Yo momma’s so poor she can't even afford to pay attention.

 

[blip]

I found out last night how yo mamma is like a VW Bug.... They both have tight back seats.

 

[viator122]

Yo' mama is so poor, when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked "What're you doing?" She said, "Moving"

Yo' mama is so fat, when she gets on the scale it says "one at a time, please"

 

[D-EJ915]

Yo momma's so ugly that when she was born they started pushing her back in.

 

[myself, aka me]

I've always liked "Yo momma so dumb she took a spoon to the super bowl".

 

[MD1032]

Quote:

Originally Posted by D-EJ915 Yo momma's so fat that when she was crossing the road I swerved to miss her and ran out of gas.

This one takes the cake!

Yo momma's so fat, she sat on a quarter and made it a dollar.

Yo momma's so fat, KFC has a warning sign posted about her.

 

[XxATOLxX]

Yo momma's so ugly... well.. shes yo mama...

 

[LFF]

Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
Yo mama so fat that in grade school everyone sat around her.
Yo mama so fat her she need a thomas guide to wipe her butt.
Yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.

 

[LFF]

Yo mama so bald and ugly that when she wears a turtleneck she looks like a busted rubber.

Yo mama so fat her neck look like a pack of hot dogs.

Yo mama so fat she jumped in a pool and all the water jumped out.

Yo mama so dumb she take classes from blondes.

Yo mama so poor that when she wants sea food she goes to red lobster to see people eat.

Yo mama so dumb...well...she's just dumb.

Yo mama so ugly websters dictionary defines ugly with her picture.

 

[LFF]

Yo mama's house so dirty she wipes her feet to go out.

Yo mama is so stupid she needs lipstick on her head to make-up her mind.

Yo mama so stupid they fired her from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.

Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar powered flash light.

Yo mama so fat she has her own area code.

Yo mama is so fat that she is on both sides of the family.

You mama so fat that she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama so fat she uses the freeway as a slip&slide.

Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention.

 

[warubozu]

Yo momma’s so old her social security number is 1.

Yo momma’s so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved.

Yo momma’s so old, I told her to act her age and she died.

Yo momma’s so ugly you got to tie steak to her neck just so the dog will play with her.

Yo momma's so stupid, when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too."

 

[Usagi]

Yo Momma is so stupid that she asked for a price check at the 99 cent store!

Yo Momma is so short that she can hang glide on a Dorito!

Yo Momma is so old that when Moses parted the red sea, she was on the other side fishen!

Yo Momma’s gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo!

Yo Momma’s teeth are so yellow she spits butter!

Yo Momma is so short she poses for trophies!

Yo Momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles, traffic just slowwwws down!!!

Finale:

Yo Momma is sooo stupid, sooooooooooo stupid that when she went to college, she went to I.T.T. Tech Institute, HA!

Sorry I.T.T. and DeVry Alumni’s and attendees