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Who's your least favorite musical artist?
Feb 14, 2011 at 8:48 PM Post #574 of 1,005

 
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melvins said:
Everything that people consider "good" "hip" today. If your on the radio, kill yourself.
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SECRETS TO A RADIO HIT!!!
  1. Take an artist who may have some real talent.
  2. record an acoustic demo with a guitar and them singing.
  3. Toss it in the trash or the extra CD no one listens to.
  4. Record the artist saying a few chose words and phrases.
  5. Add auto tune.
  6. Add bass.
  7. Add claps.
  8. add hits.
  9. more bass.
  10. Listen.
  11. More auto tuning.
  12. more bass.
  13. more bass.
  14. more bass.
  15. more auto tune.
  16. more auto tune.
  17. more bass.
  18. electronic chorus.
  19. call in DJ to add a filter effect.
  20. Chip/bit tune for about 30 seconds.
  21. RADIO HIT!!!
 
Feb 14, 2011 at 11:07 PM Post #576 of 1,005


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whitecrow said:
 

 
SECRETS TO A RADIO HIT!!!
  1. Take an artist who may have some real talent.
  2. record an acoustic demo with a guitar and them singing.
  3. Toss it in the trash or the extra CD no one listens to.
  4. Record the artist saying a few chose words and phrases.
  5. Add auto tune.
  6. Add bass.
  7. Add claps.
  8. add hits.
  9. more bass.
  10. Listen.
  11. More auto tuning.
  12. more bass.
  13. more bass.
  14. more bass.
  15. more auto tune.
  16. more auto tune.
  17. more bass.
  18. electronic chorus.
  19. call in DJ to add a filter effect.
  20. Chip/bit tune for about 30 seconds.
  21. RADIO HIT!!!
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lmao sounds about right. the good artists have no chance.
 
Feb 14, 2011 at 11:41 PM Post #577 of 1,005
If they had talent they wouldn't be underground, they would have a record deal and a contract.
 
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bcasey25raptor said:
i agree. that is why i stick to underground music. thats where the talent is.
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Feb 14, 2011 at 11:52 PM Post #578 of 1,005


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whitecrow said:
If they had talent they wouldn't be underground, they would have a record deal and a contract.
 
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not necessarily. a record deal doesn't mean talent. i know tons of bands that are really talent but are struggling.
 
looking at the record industry right now i could see the most talented bands struggling. i barely see any talent on the radio or tv.
and when a band becomes mainstream people usually freak out. and the album reviews go down the drain.
 
Feb 15, 2011 at 10:10 PM Post #579 of 1,005
bon jovi, that is all.
 
Feb 16, 2011 at 7:33 PM Post #581 of 1,005


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whitecrow said:
If they had talent they wouldn't be underground, they would have a record deal and a contract.
 
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This is far from the truth. Mainstream media isn't based off of talent, it's based off of record studios and corporations choosing which music to play and which music not to play. Also, underground music doesn't mean they don't have a record deal. It just means they're not publicly known. Lil Wayne is mainstream, he doesn't have any talent. Justin Bieber is mainstream, he doesn't have any talent. OJ The Juiceman is mainstream, so is Gucci Mane and Drake and T Pain and the list goes on and on. Not a single one of them has talent. It's because people want to hear ridiculous club bumping beats with auto tuned vocals and lyrics about money, alcohol, drugs, cars and women. 
 
Edit: Also found this... :) http://doesjustinbiebersuck.com/
 
Feb 16, 2011 at 7:51 PM Post #582 of 1,005

Go Weezy, go Weezy, go Weezy...
 
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dub beatz said:
This is far from the truth. Mainstream media isn't based off of talent, it's based off of record studios and corporations choosing which music to play and which music not to play. Also, underground music doesn't mean they don't have a record deal. It just means they're not publicly known. Lil Wayne is mainstream, he doesn't have any talent. Justin Bieber is mainstream, he doesn't have any talent. OJ The Juiceman is mainstream, so is Gucci Mane and Drake and T Pain and the list goes on and on. Not a single one of them has talent. It's because people want to hear ridiculous club bumping beats with auto tuned vocals and lyrics about money, alcohol, drugs, cars and women. 
 
Edit: Also found this... :) http://doesjustinbiebersuck.com/
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Feb 16, 2011 at 8:05 PM Post #583 of 1,005
For me the entire RAP genre is out (except I like Ganster's Paradise by Coolio)
 
I have a 7 year old daughter and wife who constantly listen to Taylor Swift who I have come to despise!
 
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