chadbang
Headphoneus Supremus
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What can you say about Randy? It's all good. I have all his albums. He's one of the finest and the only songwriter who can really crack me up. Gets right to the heart of the matter. So wry and so observational. There are some lines in his new piece thats on youtube "A Few Words in Defense of Our Country" that just cracks me up. I don't even know why, it's just so true and honest (and sickly human)He sings:
Take the Caesars for example
Why within the first few of them
They were sleeping with their sister
Stashing little boys in swimming pools
And burning down the City
And one of ‘em, one of 'em
Appointed his own horse Consul of the Empire
That’s like vice president or something
That’s not a very good example, is it?
But wait, here’s one, the Spanish Inquisition
They put people in a terrible position
I don’t even like to think about it
Well, sometimes I like to think about it.
That line " Well sometimes a like to think about it" just floored me. I abor the idea of torture, but, like he says. Sometimes when I'm feeling a little perverse ... I'll look up something like the Serial Killer Compendium on the web. I don't know why. A cheap thrill? Morbid curiosity? Pissy mood? But that line and the way he delivers it cracked me up.
Take the Caesars for example
Why within the first few of them
They were sleeping with their sister
Stashing little boys in swimming pools
And burning down the City
And one of ‘em, one of 'em
Appointed his own horse Consul of the Empire
That’s like vice president or something
That’s not a very good example, is it?
But wait, here’s one, the Spanish Inquisition
They put people in a terrible position
I don’t even like to think about it
Well, sometimes I like to think about it.
That line " Well sometimes a like to think about it" just floored me. I abor the idea of torture, but, like he says. Sometimes when I'm feeling a little perverse ... I'll look up something like the Serial Killer Compendium on the web. I don't know why. A cheap thrill? Morbid curiosity? Pissy mood? But that line and the way he delivers it cracked me up.