Stephonovich
Headphoneus Supremus
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I've often said (maybe not on here...) that I don't want to be ruler of the world. It's too screwed up. Instead, give me the moon before it's colonized. I want a crack team of space monkeys to run the place for me, and, of course, a nuclear arsenal that I, and only I will have control of. Once I'm up there and have enough supplies to last me a few lifetimes, I'll nuke the world, sit back, and laugh.
Originally Posted by Entropism OK, fine... here's what I want then..... 5 - 20 cartons of Dunhill menthols 4 - Zippo lighter with 3 gallons of lighter fluid and 100 flints 3 - Survival knife 2 - portable generator to run..... 1 - ICBM tactical nuclear missile and guidance system. I'll take out some minor island off the coast of a major country, and wait for the US to check out what happened. I'm thinking Guam. Nobody actually LIVES in Guam, do they? ![]() |
I've often said (maybe not on here...) that I don't want to be ruler of the world. It's too screwed up. Instead, give me the moon before it's colonized. I want a crack team of space monkeys to run the place for me, and, of course, a nuclear arsenal that I, and only I will have control of. Once I'm up there and have enough supplies to last me a few lifetimes, I'll nuke the world, sit back, and laugh.