[BIG POPPA]

"I want to kiss her Butt, she won't let me" Dr. Demento

 

[tru blu]

Raps about breakfast food?


LL Cool J - "Milky Cereal"

Mirror, mirror on the wall
Who's the baddest female of them all?
It was Frosted Flake, she loved to bowl
And although her skin was white
she had a lot of soul
Rich female, very debonnaire
Drivin' a Rolls, with rollers in her hair
We was hangin out, pumpin' the stereo
She took me to a club, I think the name was Cheerio's

She walked like she was jumpin' a hurdle
I was happy as a kid that just saw Mutant Ninja Turtles
A guy walked over, said "Your earring's cute"
I said, "I'm wearin' a earring, but it ain't no Fruit Loop
Me and Frosted went to get a drink
But she ordered somethin' bugged
and I didn't know what to think
She ordered potassium, calcium
Carbohydrate scotch with sodium
She took me to her crib, threw me on the couch
I woke up the next morning with a spoon in my mouth


I went to Vegas, didn't think it'd do any harm
I walked into this girl named Lucky Charm

For some reason, we walked in the rain
She had a four-leaf clover with a big gold chain
She had a salary that was full of calories
And I was in the mood for a home-cooked meal

So we went to be alone
But we had to be quiet, cause her Corn Pops was home
Kissed her neck, kissed her back, kissed her arms
I said, "Forget it, let me see your lucky charms"
When we began her hairstyle was neat
But when I left the next morning it looked like Shredded Wheat
Talked about marriage, I said, "That's risky.
Besides, it's such a waste of Rice Crispies"

She had a robe, with the velour material
Her Pops woke up, I said "Hello Mr. Cereal,
I came this morning to deliver the paper"
He said, "Stop frontin', I know you caught the vapors
That's my daughter, so save your croonin'
You better find another bowl of cereal to stick your spoon in"

 

[amphead]

Mothers of Invention - "Brown shoes don't make it"

 

[dxhound2003]

Werewolves of London.

"His hair was perfect", still makes me smile, though I"ve heard it at least a hundred times.

Werewolves of London
~Warren Zevon

I prefer the version by Adam Sandler. Crazy Love by Adam Sandler is also very funny.

And on a completely different tack check out Hymns and Arias by Max Boyce recorded live at Treorchy. Sort of topical with the Rugby Union World Cup being on now. Great singing by the audience.

 

[LuckyKarma]

Ben Folds - All U Can Eat

Son, look at all the people in this restaurant
What do you think they weigh?
Out the window to the parking lot
At their SUV's, taking all of the space

They give no ****
They talk as loud as they want
They give no ****
Just as long as there's enough, for them

Gonna get on the microphone down at WalMart
Talk about some **** that's been on my mind
Talk about the state of this great nation of our's
People look to your left, yeah, look to your right

They give no ****
They buy as much as they want
They give no ****
Just as long as there's enough, for them

Son, look at the people lining up for plastic
Wouldn't you like to see them in the National Geographic
Squatting bare ass in the dirt eating rice from a bowl
With a towel on their head and maybe a bone in their nose

See that a**hole with a peace sign on his liscence plate?
Giving me the finger and running me out of his lane
God made us number one 'cause he loves us the best
Well he should go bless someone else for a while and give us a rest

(They give no)
Yeah, and everyone can see
(They give no)
We've eaten all that we can eat

 

[Thelonious Monk]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=geIsWq5xOSE

Trunk Boiz - "Scraper Bike"

TRUNK BOOOOOOOOOIZ
I'm movin' on my scraper bike
I'm cruisin' on my scraper bike
My scraper bike go hard
I don't need no car
Smashin' on my scraper bike
Scraping on my scraper bike
Scraping on my scraper bike
On my scraper bike [x4]

I like Huskies, Mountains, Pacifics and
Schwinns
Ghost ride my bike is here to win
I go stupid, dumb, AT dumb
Scraping my bikes looking hella dumb
But it's good, cause I'm ridin' on 4's on my scraper bike
Like I'm in the pros
And you know, I go on the hater of the scraper bikes, girl you know
I'm the king of the scraper bikes
I'm not just nice
I got 24 inches on my scraper bike
They go hard, hard to the fools in every
part[?] and if you get out of line, you might just fall
Or I might just push ya
Go AT Dummy yeah they call me The Pusha
Only if you knew just how I do
I ride the scraper bikes with me and my crew

I'm movin' on my scraper bike
I'm cruisin' on my scraper bike
My scraper bike go hard
I don't need no car
Smashin' on my scraper bike
Scraping on my scraper bike
Scraping on my scraper bike
On my scraper bike [x4]

You might see me ridin' two wheels scraper bikin'
Smashin' downhill, like I came from hiking
Pull a lesbo, get away from dykin'
From the block to the booth, yeah I'm always ridin'
Two toned D-BO's red and black
You might see me with champ ridin back to back
Yellow, green, orange with bling, scraper bikes is on the scene
Trunk Boiz drill, that's my team, got a fire red bike just like the bean
Pull that blue thing out and you know it's through
Pro pallin in the street, bro, what that do
Got rims on candies, slappin' too
Don't think I'm finished, I'm only halfway through
Might spin another rack, or maybe two
Don't hate I got a bike that make your mama choose

I'm movin' on my scraper bike
I'm cruisin' on my scraper bike
My scraper bike go hard
I don't need no car
Smashin' on my scraper bike
Scraping on my scraper bike
Scraping on my scraper bike
On my scraper bike [x4]

What is this?
What do we have here?
Handlebars? I don't even have to steer
Scraper bike, oh so hype
15 deep, man I wish you (I won't!)
Movin' fast, real swiftly
With something you've never seen
Oh so spiffy
Scraper bikes was invented in the towns
By a champ who loves to get around
When we come around, they know who we be
Touch slappin' the 15, promoting our CDs
On the bike, and even in the car
Still pullin' bras, lookin' like a star
It got TV's on it and he got slapped
"Wait a minute guy are there spinners on that?"
We always comin' out with something new in the O
Contagious trends and ideas that go

I'm movin' on my scraper bike
I'm cruisin' on my scraper bike
My scraper bike go hard
I don't need no car
Smashin' on my scraper bike
Scraping on my scraper bike
Scraping on my scraper bike
On my scraper bike [x3]
On my scraper bike [x4]

****ing amazing

 

[appophylite]

Anything by Weird Al or Tom Lehrer cracks me up.
I also have a few random Animaniacs songs and songs from the Bugs And Friends Sing The Beatles album that are hilarious.