What songs make you laugh?
Sep 14, 2007 at 5:25 AM Post #16 of 52
Soundboy, I gotta find that "David Duchovny" song.


Steely Dan - "Kid Charlemagne"

All those Day-Glo freaks
who used to paint the face
They've joined the human race
Some things will never change

or

Son, you were mistaken
You are obsolete
Look at all the white men on the street


Elvis Costello - "The Mystery Dance"

Well, I remember
when the lights went out
And I was tryin' to make it look
like it was never in doubt
She thought that I knew,
and I thought that she knew
So both of us were willing,
but we didn't know how to do it


Tom Waits - "Come On Up To The House"

All your cryin'
don't do no good

Come down off the cross
We can use the wood


Loudon Wainwright III - "Last Man On Earth" (for any Head-Fier who can remember a time before e-mail)

Everybody's got a website
But that's all Greek to me
I don't own a computer
and I hate that letter "e"
 
Sep 14, 2007 at 5:25 AM Post #17 of 52
Jet Pilot by System of A Down

Wired were the eyes of a horse on a jet pilot,
One that smiled when he flew over the bay,
Wired were the eyes of a horse on a jet pilot,
One that smiled when he flew over the bay.

My horse, is a shackled old man,
His, his remorse, was that he couldn't survey,
The skies, right before,
Right before they went gray,
My horse and my remorse,
Flying over a great bay

Wired were the eyes of a horse on a jet pilot,
One that smiled when he flew over the bay,
Wired were the eyes of a horse on a jet pilot,
One that smiled when he flew over the bay.

My, source, is the source of all creation,
Her, discourse, is that we all don't survey
The skies, right before,
Right before they go gray,
My source, and my remorse,
Flying over a great bay,

Wired were the eyes of a horse on a jet pilot,
One that smiled when he flew over the bay,
Wired were the eyes of a horse on a jet pilot,
One that smiled when he flew over the bay
Where were the eyes of a horse on a jet pilot,
One that smiled when he flew over the bay,
Where were the eyes of a horse on a jet pilot,
One that smiled when he flew over the bay.

Wired were the eyes of a horse on a jet pilot,
One that smiled when he flew over the bay,
Wired were the eyes of a horse on a jet pilot,
One that smiled when he flew over the bay
Where were the eyes of a horse on a jet pilot,
One that smiled when he flew over the bay,
Where were the eyes of a horse on a jet pilot,
One that smiled when he flew over the bay.
 
Sep 14, 2007 at 7:55 AM Post #19 of 52
Randy Newman "Political Science" and "Rednecks"
Ben Folds Five "Underground"
Flaming Lips "She Don't Use Jelly"
 
Sep 14, 2007 at 12:04 PM Post #21 of 52
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Randy Newman "Political Science"


Let's drop the big one
There'll be no one
left to blame us

[But] we'll save Australia
Don't wanna hurt no kangaroos
We'll build an All-American
amusement park there
They got surfin', too.

or

Boom! goes London
Boom! Pa-ree
More room for you
and more room for me
 
Sep 16, 2007 at 10:57 AM Post #29 of 52
Plastic Constellations - Let's War

Holy crap that serpent's breathing fire
we're gonna kill him with our long-ass swords
I think we got him in the thigh that time,
it's on let's war.
 
Sep 16, 2007 at 4:57 PM Post #30 of 52
Barefoot Man has a couple of light hearted songs.

-Who put the pepper in the vasaline
Oh Lord, me can't take the pain.

-Shame and Scandel
This girl is your sister but your mama don't know.

Your daddy's not your daddy but your daddy don't know.

-Jailbait
If that's what they call jailbait, jailer, hold a cell

Toby Keith-I'll never smoke weed with Willie again
I'll never smoke weed with Willie again
my party's all over before it begins

In the fetal position, with drool on my chin
We messed up and smoked weed with Willie again.

The Coldcuts-Jailbait
I was so high, I could hunt ducks with a rake
 
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