[mbriant]

New Device Desirable, Old Device Undesirable | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

 

[fenixdown110]

LOL "new device" I just love the Onion.

 

[Landis]

I thought it was something similar to when you eat a lot of turkey or ribs.

 

[balderon]

I'll wait for the Head-Fi reviews before I upgrade.

 

[buddhashenglong]

Check the most popular vids there, especially the Attractive Girls Union, and Getting Stoked. My face hurts from laughing.

 

[El_Doug]

Why didnt anyone tell me about this new device!? I hope there are still some left this holiday season... otherwise I will feel so insecure

 

[oqvist]

Don´t worry there will as mentioned be a new device in some months... You just missed the train and have to feel like a looser for a while. If you aren´t F1rst you are just a copycat and mainstream anyway

 

[Fido2]

oh crapp...there's already a NEW device...jeez I gotta get to the mall...brb

 

[soozieq]

Now that was funny!!

I especially related to this bit... (how sad!)


"True, it appeals to my most basic insecurities, but this new device will ultimately be replaced by a newer device,
rendering it completely undesirable and utterly repellent to my personal tastes,"
device-enthusiast Ryan Janosch said. "Also, I should start saving my money for the next latest device, which will replace the newer new device a couple months after that."

 

[fenixdown110]

It doesn't say whether you can trade in your old device toward a new device.

 

[smrtby123]

The Onion is Americas single greatest newspaper