kelly
Herr Babelfish der Übersetzer, he wore a whipped-cream-covered tutu for this title.
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I gather a few of you watch the news a lot of check news sites frequently. I'm not really looking to debate any single news item but do any of the rest of you guys ever just stand in utter disbelief at how surreal the news is some days?
With that in mind, I wanted to share some of CNN.com's top stories today:
Top Story: "Mondale gets the nod." For those of you who don't know, this is an ex-vice president now running for Senate. The competition is quoted as saying "it's like running against Mount Rushmore." Before you know it, Al Gore will be thinking he can run for the presidency. ...
"FEDS DENY THWARTING CONFESSION" Basically the Sniper figured out that he had the right to remain silent and they're now arguing about it. "Ok, who told? Dammit, now we'll have to give him due process!"
"Manhunt launched for fugitive priest" This guy is being accused of child molestation dating back to the 70s. When charges were brought up, he took a Caribbean cruise, came back and then disappeared.
"Run DMC rapper slain in recording studio" Yes, Jam Master Jay has passed on.
"Bush meets top U.N. inspector on Iraq" Apparently North Korea's leader is making Saddam Hussein look like a wimp. But then again maybe the inspectors just haven't tried the direct approach, "Are you sure you don't have any weapons?" "Well, let me check again.... d'oh, you're right, I forgot we had those."
"Canada issues U.S. travel warning" After Septermber 11, the US figured out that some people of some nations may be more likely than the average person of supporting one of the large extremist organizations in their country. Canada has decided this is "unfriendly" and warned them not to come here. Fine with me but those terrorists are going to have a hell of a time finding buildings tall enough to crash into in the great white north. "2 eskimos and a penguin die in igloo bombing. Film at 11."
"Witness says she saw Ryder cutting tags" Poor Wynona. If only they'd made Beetlejuice II, she'd have not had to steal her clothes. Day-O
"University gunman sent 22-page letter to newspaper" Before killing himself and 3 other people at an Arizona Nursing College thsi guy wrote a long letter that included a lot of things to prove he wasn't crazy and whatnot. I'm reminded of the Daffy Duck cartoon where he kills himself on stage to try to get people to applause. The guy practically includes a resume.
Very very strange world we live in these days.
With that in mind, I wanted to share some of CNN.com's top stories today:
Top Story: "Mondale gets the nod." For those of you who don't know, this is an ex-vice president now running for Senate. The competition is quoted as saying "it's like running against Mount Rushmore." Before you know it, Al Gore will be thinking he can run for the presidency. ...
"FEDS DENY THWARTING CONFESSION" Basically the Sniper figured out that he had the right to remain silent and they're now arguing about it. "Ok, who told? Dammit, now we'll have to give him due process!"
"Manhunt launched for fugitive priest" This guy is being accused of child molestation dating back to the 70s. When charges were brought up, he took a Caribbean cruise, came back and then disappeared.
"Run DMC rapper slain in recording studio" Yes, Jam Master Jay has passed on.
"Bush meets top U.N. inspector on Iraq" Apparently North Korea's leader is making Saddam Hussein look like a wimp. But then again maybe the inspectors just haven't tried the direct approach, "Are you sure you don't have any weapons?" "Well, let me check again.... d'oh, you're right, I forgot we had those."
"Canada issues U.S. travel warning" After Septermber 11, the US figured out that some people of some nations may be more likely than the average person of supporting one of the large extremist organizations in their country. Canada has decided this is "unfriendly" and warned them not to come here. Fine with me but those terrorists are going to have a hell of a time finding buildings tall enough to crash into in the great white north. "2 eskimos and a penguin die in igloo bombing. Film at 11."
"Witness says she saw Ryder cutting tags" Poor Wynona. If only they'd made Beetlejuice II, she'd have not had to steal her clothes. Day-O
"University gunman sent 22-page letter to newspaper" Before killing himself and 3 other people at an Arizona Nursing College thsi guy wrote a long letter that included a lot of things to prove he wasn't crazy and whatnot. I'm reminded of the Daffy Duck cartoon where he kills himself on stage to try to get people to applause. The guy practically includes a resume.
Very very strange world we live in these days.