[bhd812]

I got this off of a guy named colorchangingt, he is a member of PT.

A little humor for the day...

The typical post goes something like this...

Mercedes forum
- My wife and her a-hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court.
How do
I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board?

Bentley Forums
- I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?

Camaro/Firebird Forums
- My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I
have a
record and I ain't going back.

Mustang (Chevelle )forums
-Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

Monte Carlo forums
-Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.

Civic forums
-Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.

VW Bug forum
- The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

Yugo Forum
- When's the last time yours ran?

Lamborghini forum
- Wind noise around 210MPH

Miata forums
- Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)

Chevy Tahoe forum
- Are gas prices going down any time soon?

Pontiac Fiero forum
- Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)

BMW 7-series forum
- Where to get service on my Rolex?

Cadillac forum
- Problems parallel parking at bingo.

Buick Forum
- Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

Delorean forum
- Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm
from
1985.

Crown Victoria forum
- How come people don't never pass me on the highway?

Honda Accord forum
- Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.

Toyota Echo forum
- Do our cars use AAA or AA's?

Ferrari forums
- Need suggestions about a business trip to Columbia. Want to get in and
out
fast.

Porsche forums
- Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?

Saturn forums
- Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

Jaguar
- Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?

Mini
- Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie
company. (pics)

Dodge Viper forum
- I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee
stains out of the leather?

McLaren F1 forum
-Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

Dodge Minivan forum
- Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget
where
I'm supposed to be?

Hummer forum
- Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the
black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in
gas.

Fiat forum
-Hello? Am I the only member?

Subaru WRX forum
- I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

Chevy pickup forum
- How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah
truck?

SRT Forums..
"Will this void my warranty"

RX7 Forums
- 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me.

DSM Forums
-Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM'ing me

Supra Forums
-Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.

Vette Forums
-Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier Steering wheel

Ford 2.3 forums
-Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start

 

[Edwood]

LOL. You're on a car roll today.

-Ed

 

[bhd812]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Edwood LOL. You're on a car roll today. -Ed

all week i have been posting car stuff, alot of it is from probetalk.com
I shall keep it up tomorrow..lol

 

[Tuberoller]

That one about the Viper is so true. That is a truly scary car to drive fast and makes even good drivers look stupid.

 

[Edwood]

Yes, there is nothing quite like the "wiffle bat" sound of a Viper bouncing off of a guard rail.

-Ed

 

[roadtonowhere08]

bhd812: that was classic. Most of them were so true. Good stuff...

 

[ayt999]

Quote:

Originally Posted by bhd812 I shall keep it up tomorrow..lol

heh.

nothing about the TT in that forum?

 

[enzoferrari650]

nice.

 

[bhd812]

Quote:

Originally Posted by ayt999 heh. nothing about the TT in that forum?

lol hehe I dont know what would one should say..hmm

"why did I pay $35k for a volkswagon golf?"


lol I dont know but thanx for thinking of my TT...she is Blushing..lol

 

[oneeyedhobbit]

Haha, a lot of those were pretty good yuppy. I especially enjoyed the Bentley, Viper, Accord, Mustang, and Civic ones--oh, the Vette was pretty good too.

Good luck on your smoking cessesation, too. I picked up the habit this summer, and am in the same boat. It isn't too bad for me though, I was mostly a social smoker. Still, before work, and every time I'm at a party...

 

[Genetic]

Public transport forum:

«No you cant sit next to me.... do you know how much an iPod + a XP-7 cost... so stay where you are until I get off the bus...»

Amicalement

 

[erix]

I have to take exception to the VW one.

The VW boards I hang out at have lot's of posts about shutting down punk kids in Honda's and Mustangs...

http://www.thesamba.org/
http://www.cal-look.com/

ok,
erix

 

[Jahn]

This is so true. When I had my mustang some punk kid always tried to race me - especially when I had the top down and was pumping the techno. Usually it would either be "yo chink, you bring it?" - some punk in a truck, i'd always smoke em. or *cold stare from a fellow asian in a civic who might belong to a Triad* in which case I always eased off the pedal after the first burnout - you never know man...

 

[GokieKS]

Seen that (with slight variations) before... love the McLaren F1 one.

~KS

 

[D-EJ915]

Quote:

Originally Posted by GokieKS Seen that (with slight variations) before... love the McLaren F1 one. ~KS

I've got a counter...
Porsche GT1 forum...some punk in a McLaren F1 GTR just tried to race me...(the GT1 has the highest 100-top speed acc in any car, it helps being a race car, lol)