[Music Alchemist]

 
I like how every post you make is an advertisement for yours truly thanks to that sig.

 

[Music Alchemist]

Just made a whacked-out signature:
 
I am the bone of my post.
Head is my body, and -Fi is my blood.
I have lusted over a thousand headphones.
Unknown to amps, nor known to DACs.
Have withstood flame wars to create many wish lists.
Yet, those hands will never hold anything.
So, as I pray... Unlimited Headphone Works!
 
Most won't get the joke. Here is the original from Fate/stay night:
 
I am the bone of my sword.
Steel is my body, and fire is my blood.
I have created over a thousand blades.
Unknown to death, nor known to life.
Have withstood pain to create many weapons.
Yet, those hands will never hold anything.
So, as I pray...Unlimited Blade Works!
 
Edit: Removed it 'cause it felt too awkward. haha

 

[CaveManta]

Haha! I didn't get the joke at all, because I didn't get the reference. But that was still very deep and relevant, man. I wish I could have seen it while it was in your signature. =\
 
Now here's one based off of my favorite quote, from 'Fight Club'.

   In the Head-Fi I see, you are stalking cans through the broken plastic forests around the ruins of Skullcandy Headquarters. You'll wear leather earpads that will last you until Audio Nirvana. You'll climb the wrist-thick red cables that wrap the Beats Audio Tower. And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures modding T50RPs, hyping the next FotM in the over-saturated market of "audiophile" headphones.