[Mrvile]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Naris /img/forum/go_quote.gif You could be, but then you realize that YOU have to do the bettering. I wish I could have the same post count as Jahn.

You do, but everyone else's post count gets another 0 added to the end

 

[Duggeh]

I wish to get my wish.

 

[ColdFireArow]

You do but your wish is to be submerged in Garbage water.

I wish only good things could happen.

 

[Mrvile]

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Originally Posted by ColdFireArow /img/forum/go_quote.gif You do but your wish is to be submerged in Garbage water. I wish only good things could happen.

They do, but only to bad people.

I wish I never got sick.

 

[rockin_amigo14]

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Originally Posted by Mrvile /img/forum/go_quote.gif They do, but only to bad people. I wish I never got sick.

granted, but it's because you don't have a nose or mouth.

i wish for a snow day tomorrow.

 

[redshifter]

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Originally Posted by rockin_amigo14 /img/forum/go_quote.gif granted, but it's because you don't have a nose or mouth. i wish for a snow day tomorrow.

granted, but it is nuclear winter

i wish i had a sweet sports car

 

[BrookR1]

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Originally Posted by rockin_amigo14 /img/forum/go_quote.gif granted, but it's because you don't have a nose or mouth. i wish for a snow day tomorrow.

Granted, it's snowing in some part of the world right now.

I wish for world peace.

 

[Jahn]

Quote:

Originally Posted by rockin_amigo14 /img/forum/go_quote.gif granted, but it's because you don't have a nose or mouth. i wish for a snow day tomorrow.

granted, but you happen to be in the bahamas on vacation when it happens. in the bahamas.

i wish i would stop getting GAS

 

[Jahn]

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Originally Posted by BrookR1 /img/forum/go_quote.gif Granted, it's snowing in some part of the world right now. I wish for world peace.

granted, but by then everyone lives underground due to nuke fallout, so there's world peace for ****roaches, and underworld war for you.

uh, Gear Acquisition Stoppage?

 

[Mrvile]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jahn /img/forum/go_quote.gif granted, but by then everyone lives underground due to nuke fallout, so there's world peace for ****roaches, and underworld war for you. uh, Gear Acquisition Stoppage?

Granted, but all the gear you currently have suddenly digests itself and is unfixable.

I wish I knew some sort of sweet martial art.

 

[redshifter]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jahn /img/forum/go_quote.gif granted, but by then everyone lives underground due to nuke fallout, so there's world peace for ****roaches, and underworld war for you. uh, Gear Acquisition Stoppage?

granted, but your lack of GAS is due to being pennyless.

i wish i was in great shape

 

[redshifter]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mrvile /img/forum/go_quote.gif Granted, but all the gear you currently have suddenly digests itself and is unfixable. I wish I knew some sort of sweet martial art.

granted, but you can only fight with candycanes and popsicles

i wish i owned a big house on the beach

 

[Mrvile]

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Originally Posted by redshifter /img/forum/go_quote.gif granted, but you can only fight with candycanes and popsicles i wish i owned a big house on the beach

Granted, but it's a gingerbread house and it's only relatively big and you're actually forced to live in a cardboard box. And you can't eat the gingerbread. It's just there to taunt you. And the beach has lots of litter and garbage and smells really bad. And no hot chicks.

 

[BrookR1]

My other wish...that Mrvile would end this thread...came true!!!!!

 

[PiccoloNamek]

Mrvile: No, no, that's all wrong. Here it how it goes:

Quote:

Originally Posted by redshifter I wish I owned a big house on the beach.

Granted, but then it gets blown away by a hurricane.

I wish that these sermons would edit themselves.