[The Jester]

Wife said to me “if you spend any more money on that Hifi system I’m leaving”,
Never thought a $200 power cable could result in such a huge reduction in ambient noise levels …

 

[Redcarmoose]

https://www.ebay.com/itm/1140825288...HJE8cRYwGqm9DRCE78RE+wjVRdrO|tkp:BFBMgPG_jbdf

 

[MrViolin]

What a fun thread

 

[wink]

New 911 audio recordings of Chris Browns assault on Rihanna has been released to the public for the first time.​

It’s called Chris Browns greatest hits.

I asked my friend what kind of car audio system he preferred and he said it didn't matter because they were all the same...​

...apparently he has a problem with stereotypes.

I have a Polish friend who is an audio engineer​

and a Czech one too. Czech one too.

If you're having any kind of problem, ask an audio engineer​

They always give sound advice

Do you remember audio cassettes?​

They had side A and B.

It was logical for it successor to be named CD.

How to audio files say hi to one another?​

They just .wav

I asked my girlfriend for an audio book, but she got me an encyclopedia instead.​

That speaks volumes.

An audio technician becomes a comedian​

An audio technician is on stage at an open mic night in a comedy club.

He seems to be absolutely crushing the audience with witty and outrageous jokes.

At the end of his time he gets to do a mic drop.

That was the last night he ever did comedy.

The feedback ruined it.

 

[the1andonly]

 

[Redcarmoose]

 

[Redcarmoose]

 

[HPLobster]

 

[HPLobster]

The wife enters the living room and says to her husband:
"Wow, darling! I really noticed a difference today, that sounded great, so lifelike, better than ever before. For the first time since you started this whole pastime of yours, I´m hearing the difference, I get what the fuss is about! So, my love, tell me, what is it...?
Did you change the cables?"

 

[HPLobster]

A personal favourite of mine:

In an attempt to impress the nerds at my new job at Microsoft I decided to buy a Rolex and big diamond rings, of course these did not impress the computer scientists and engineers on my floor so I did not know what to do, fortunately I came across these cables on Amazon sold my Rolex and diamond rings and placed an order for the AudioQuest K2 Cables,they were shipped to me a few minutes after,they came nicely packed in a gold plated case and autographed by Billy Joel

Next Morning I went to work and hanged them around my neck and now people at Microsoft know I mean business, immediately all the females at Microsoft started asking me out, her eyes glued on my AudioQuest K2 Terminated cables hanging around my neck, but my luck did not end there,I was asked by Bill Gates el big Jefe to please consider a promotion to Vice President and to meet his daughter next weekend.

These cables have gotten me through the VIP line of the most prestigious club in town, even Kid Rock was asked to wait in line after the bouncer spotted my AudioQuest Cables hanging from my neck, I cannot recommend these cables enough if what you are trying to do is improve your standing in this world.

Sometimes I feel guilty that there are kids that go hungry during the day and I spent 8 Grand for speaker cables but let them eat cake! I have my wires that is all that matters.

 

[the1andonly]

 

[Redcarmoose]

 

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