[VicAjax]

i jumped off a 75 foot cliff into water.
then i jumped off an 80 foot cliff into water.
the impact split my stupid guatemalan shorts up the crotch, and some really hot girl lent me hers in exchange for a peak.

best trade i ever made.

 

[iDark]

Drink 0,5l vodka in 30 minutes, and I was 17 back then, I had a blackout for 8 hours. People told me I would start running totally randomly as fast as I could so they had to knock me down everytime I legged it. I had some nice bruises dayafter not to mention the hangover. Not really stupid for the sake of it but stupid nontheless! great thread