Ex … cuse … me?!?
I'm sorry, but no. Just…
…no.
There are
at least! five songs where air drums are
never! optional:
Phil Collins' In the Air Tonight, Blur's Song 2, Guns'n'Roses' Paradise City, The White Stripes' Seven Nation Army, and of god-damned-freaking corse The Who's Baba O'Riley.
That's not even a debate, the issue has been settled
decades ago.
Other songs where air drums are most assuredly required by common law:
Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody
Queens of the Stone Age - No One Knows
AC/DC - Back in Black
Green Day - American Idiot
Honestly, I'm not even sure that you can claim an exemption for when one of these songs come on while you're driving,
that's how non-optional those air drums are!
Air drums optional, he says…
Close the window on that nonsense!