I'm in the market for some resonating wood blocks to put on my speakers to make them sound better. Would it be possible or Schiit to offer this, but in a multi-bit version, which I guess would be multiple bits of wood? Not quite sawdust, but multiple bits. Of wood.
All the best audio April Fool jokes have already been manufactured real. Does anyone remember the PWB foil that you were meant to stick on your tonearm, amp etc? Apparently they made a huge difference to the sound by counteracting negative energies, or some such.....
Hi-Fi Choice magazine gave a free sample once. They made no difference, apart from leaving sticky marks on my Linn Ittock.
Drinking beer whilst listening has a more beneficial effect.
Schiit Byeer. The beer specially formulated to enhance the listening experience, using only the finest positively charged mountain spring water, and the choicest hand selected hops, picked by virgins at the rising of the dawn on each midsummer solstice. Pour gently into your Ragnarok, and watch the musical sparks fly.
How about a new component from Schiit Audio like a centralized powered control hub (I'm thinking about the size of my Gungnir) that you plug all of your Schiit AC plugs into the back and it has a row of power on/off switches running all along the front panel? This way we never have to hear again about the power switch being on the rear panel.
Maybe even add a couple glowing tubes (battery powered of course) to the top panel to add extra bloom to the AC supplied to the plugged in Schiit gear. I didn't sleep last night by the way.
Wow thats a very thorough Aprils fool. They even made a review. If i'm reading that diagram the only way to get an output is by activating the non violent bypass switch.
How about The audiophile diesel gen-set to deliver that ultimate clean power. Combined with the new DSP that removes all violence and filthy language to keep your soundstage spotless.
Schiit oil made with real snakes. You use it to polish the aluminium to restore orginal factory sound.
Schiit connector welding kits. You need to solder rca connectors for best SQ. friction contact connection isn't audiophile.
Schiit active noise cancelation. A box between dac and amp which records ambient sound and plays the reverse wave into the headphones. Has a knob to adjust the level
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