| My Megaman villain's name is Lobstyman... He is very quick and strong... just like a Super Saiyan level 2 (for all you Dragonball Z fans)... he is basically Megaman's worst ****ing nightmare. His power is within his face. The attack is actually called "mutant-face-acid-beam." See, Lobstyman is a close friend of Doctor Wily. He's actually his second cousin's dog. Yes, you heard right... the only weapon that can stop Lobstyman from terrorizing your mind is the "ass-warp 2 cannon" that is posessed by Protoman on the Island of Nert. Also, as seen in the picture of Lobstyman that i attached to this e-mail, he is wearing a hat that says "France." Yep, chipper, you got it! Lobstyman is indeed French. Since I've spent so many years laboring as hard as a slave, forcing sweat out of my gleaming pores at CAPCOM, i know that in the prequel to Megaman 1, Megaman has a "thing" against french people, and indeed he trembles in fear when thinking of them.. as i said... Lobstyman is MEGAMAN'S WORST ****ING NIGHTMARE... |
