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Originally Posted by Oliver
It's what we call "choice"
In fact the Chewbacca thingy is quite funny, a fashion thing though, nothing with function in mind. And well, on a string, Paris could well use it as a figleaf, it matches her style perfectly. Come on, she has to put on *something* ... please
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Man, that whole paris hilton side kick thing with snoop dog in the commercial...
I mean, let's face it, when we start buying consumer electronics that come with a comb, moose, and that i need to shave, something wrong happened. Agreed?
I mean damn, when is ipod jockey shorts and eye shadow going to hit the street? How about some ipod cowboy boots? let's not stop there... Ipod hair piece, ipod khaki's, lets make some ipods that giggle when you turn them on, that would just rock my misrable little world!
Ok here, to avoid looking sexist, here are ridiculous ideas for "man pods"
"White Trash Pod" I wan't an ipod decor which looks like a stained "wife beater" tank top, it's got to smell foul, and have a tooth pick holder...
How about a "GI POD" make of ultra tough teflon, wrapped in a shrapnel proof kevlar for slight accents, let's also add in some really tough lookiong diamond plate patterns, and also make the case say quadruple the size... To complete the look, i want it to hold a deck of provocative playing cards and have the shape of a bullet.
Ok how about bling pod, it's got a chrome rim cover for the spin wheel, it spins
all cool, like whooh... It's gonna have marijuana leave graphics on the back to insure you know how to have fun, and it's going to say your favorite gang or crew name on their ask a custom embossed logo. It's also going to have a diamond and saphire bezel jacob the jeweler will provide these, for an upgrade.. You can upgrade it until the entire thing is diamond encrusted.
Then how about dork pod, it comes with a theme like lord of the rings or star wars... It can also be customized to the weirdest role playing game thing or, like japense animation theme no one ever heard about, just to insure you are the only guy who knows what it looks like, it has to be special just for you.
Matco Tool Pouch Pod, on the back a set of mini screw drivers, and also tapes and measures... Customize it with a slide rule for engineering tool pod. Also, if you really want, you can get a screen cover that is hydraulicly manipulated and impresses people with it's ability to clasp down so authoratively... How about a dale earnhardt special edition.
oh yea last but not least... Wicker pod, an entire hand woven ipod case made of wicker. The truest outdoor lover can appreciate the quality workmanship and authenticity of actual wicker! Now, everyone in the whole neighborhood will recognize you as the idiot with wicker on his ipod. Congrats, now it matches your gazebo and bench... You can hold your head up in dignity finally!
See... Not only the girl things are stupid to me.