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Headphoneus Supremus
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My complaint for today is I ran over a tuckey on Dirt Rd. A little old frail lady came out spitting and griping about I flipping ran over one of her turkeys. She said nobody in 81 years has ever in their life ran over her turkeys she demanded I revive him. This is where it gets weird I got back in my car and began to fiddle around with the numbers on my phone to call the cops. This for some reason made her mad as hell she told me to get out of my vehicle and drag the turkey out the street.
I got out apologizing and began to move the turkey she muttered that she would be right back her turkeys where cooking in the house.
I got out apologizing and began to move the turkey she muttered that she would be right back her turkeys where cooking in the house.