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Bill Gates had won a first class vacation to China. But when he went to the Linux chicks' offices to redeem the vacation, they replied, "We'll have to photograph you and compare the pictures to our database to make sure that the vacation you won is not a fake. This authentication process may take an hour or two." So Bill agreed. After 2 hours, they came back and said, "OK. We authenticated your vacation and here are your plane tickets. Let's go!" So they all went to the airport, boarded the plane, and started the flight!
However, halfway through the flight, the plane's engines failed and the plane crashed into the Pacific Ocean. All the Linux chicks immediately stripped down into their swimsuits and then took their emergency kits while escaping. After swimming to the surface and assembling the lifeboat, they heard Bill crying for help. They lifted Bill into the lifeboat. Bill then noticed that all the Linux chicks wore swimsuits with the Linux penguin, so he realized that it was a joke. He said, "First of all, I wasted 2 hours getting my vacation authenticated, and now, I almost got killed! Why did you do this to me?"
Of course, all the Linux chicks replied, "You see what it's like to use a product that makes you waste time authenticating it and then break without the slightest warning?"
However, halfway through the flight, the plane's engines failed and the plane crashed into the Pacific Ocean. All the Linux chicks immediately stripped down into their swimsuits and then took their emergency kits while escaping. After swimming to the surface and assembling the lifeboat, they heard Bill crying for help. They lifted Bill into the lifeboat. Bill then noticed that all the Linux chicks wore swimsuits with the Linux penguin, so he realized that it was a joke. He said, "First of all, I wasted 2 hours getting my vacation authenticated, and now, I almost got killed! Why did you do this to me?"
Of course, all the Linux chicks replied, "You see what it's like to use a product that makes you waste time authenticating it and then break without the slightest warning?"