As fun as this is, you guys did actually miss the point. You won't get the same subliminal suggestion from the fake tube thing (wrong colors for starters), Christmas lights, or big old electric light bulbs because you know they don't do anything to the audio, and it doesn't actually go through those thermally active devices. The tube placebo is among the most powerful in the world of audio, and it's a very positive and fun one. Couple that with a slowly rotating slab of vinyl, and you have the recipe for true delusional bliss. Yes, it's placebo, but talk about warm-fuzzy-touchy-feely. Once could argue that bliss in any form is still bliss.
I'm not arguing in favor of tubes or any particular amplifier topology or music source device (you guys know this about me already), and you guys are of course spot-on with the reality of it all, but placebos can be a great deal of fun, at least while the illusion holds up. For some, that's a lifetime. I've built and still own several tube amps. I know they're rather poor amps, and can even hear many of their problems, certainly measure them. It's still a bit of fun to listen to them, imagining the beam of electrons boiling off the cathode, modulated by the grid, and slamming into the plate while looking at the heaters all glowing, and knowing that this is how it used to be before the Pleiadians introduced stupid Earth people to solid state devices.