rfitz@zeus# headphone-quest
The Great Headphone Quest v0.5
Fitz's Lair
You are at home. There are headphones everywhere.
> i
You are carrying:
Orange USPS Postcard
Pants
> w
Highway 140
You are travelling west on Jimmy Carter Blvd. People drive slow.
> w
USPS
You are at the gates to the USPS where they hold packages hostage. You feel a chill run down your spine.
> enter
USPS - Inside (Dark)
It is very dark, you are likely to be eaten by a grue.
> turn on lights
You turn on the lights. There is a line longer than at the American Idol auditions. You have no chance to make it before the post office closes.
> l
USPS - Inside
You look around and find a small stone stairway leading down. It looks more promising than the line.
> d
USPS - Catacombs
You are wandering aimlessly through the catacombs beneath the USPS. You are beginning to get thirsty.
> l
USPS - Catacombs
You catch a glimmer of light to the east.
> e
USPS - Catacombs
You meet up with Beowulf, who gives you a torch.
> go
USPS - Cave
You find your way out of the catacombs and into a large, subterranian cave. There are lost and abandonded packages stacked as high as you can see.
> find headphones
You begin searching through the packages for the legendary headphones. You feel a strange warmth in your chest as you near a package sitting by itself.
> get package
You cannot pick it up while you are carrying Orange USPS Postcard.
> drop postcard
You drop the Orange USPS Postcard, you feel a cold draft.
> get package
As you pick up the package, a slow rumble begins to eminate from the ground beneath your feet.
> l
What are you looking around for? The ground is shaking!
> run
You run straight into a wall. Specify a direction
> run back
You begin running through the catacombs, pieces of stone are falling all around you.
> run faster
You're already running as fast as you can! You are getting close to the exit.
> movie dive
As soon as you are within a few feet of the exit, you lunge forward in slow motion. The falling debris is nipping at your feet, but you manage to just barely make it out before the catacombs collapse completely. You have won!
