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Originally Posted by gsferrari
How about SOLID granite
Thats how most of my house back home is built...rough hand hewn granite...
It would be awesome for an audio rig and if this idea tickles you then I can get you what you need made right in my farm in India. We are constantly adding new statues, pillars and stuff and the artisans are constantly at work...
Three or 4 slabs of granite supported by granite cross blocks = one immovable object. You will need special apparatus to move it and assemble it You will also need to rent an entire ship to get everything across
LOL
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Ooooookay now more drugs for you.
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