My Cat Suddenly Attacks Me!! HELP!!

[Asr]

 

[Samgotit]

My cat helped foil an assassination attempt on my life.

I just pulled my pirogue up at the New Orleans yacht club so the help could take it into dry dock. Earlier that week I lodged a complaint with Universal Studios for releasing Iron Man II. Coincidence? No way.

 

[elbuzzard]

you need this!

 

[nycdoi]

LOL @ those pictures

 

[balderon]

If all else fails you could consider talking to your vet about kitty prozac.

 

[Superpredator]

You need to randomly attack your cat to put it in its place.

 

[Region2]

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Originally Posted by Superpredator /img/forum/go_quote.gif You need to randomly attack your cat to put it in its place.

LOL I almost woke up my fiancée.

I wish I could do that but she believes that cats are gods and that we're merely their servants.

 

[momomo6789]

just kick the little monster every time it looks at you in attack mode !

 

[MomijiTMO]

Hmm my cat and I are weird. He likes to eat my hands and constantly scares the hell out of me. His SURPRISE ATTACKS are almost always are successful.

I like cats.

 

[Covenant]

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Originally Posted by MomijiTMO /img/forum/go_quote.gif Hmm my cat and I are weird. He likes to eat my hands and constantly scares the hell out of me. His SURPRISE ATTACKS are almost always are successful. I like cats.

You like being dominated, don't you?

 

[Lokiana]

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Originally Posted by devilshalo /img/forum/go_quote.gif Have any of you guys ever had a cat go feral on you like this? One second sweet and the next second ready to tear you apart? Any ideas or advice? I really love this cat and don't want to have to get rid of her but I can't live with this kind of nagging fear of being sliced apart at any moment either...

Sounds like my sister and her husband. The poor bloke's lucky to be alive.

 

[fenixdown110]

Is this your cat?

 

[MomijiTMO]

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Originally Posted by Covenant /img/forum/go_quote.gif You like being dominated, don't you?

Yes but not by my cat lol

 

[Landis]

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Originally Posted by Guidostrunk /img/forum/go_quote.gif Very well possible what Kees said, happened to me about 9 or 10 years ago, and thats what the cat had was a tumor growing on the back of its brain. Have your vet do a scan. Cheers

A CAT scan, am I right?

Sorry, I couldn't hold that one back. But seriously, I'd swing 'er by the vet.

 

[Deep Funk]

If you are someone who believes in a deity you can always pray for your cat. It is an option.