[Patrick82]

She wants me to move to her city (600 miles north) but then I would need to leave my audio system behind because: 1) She hates geeks. 2) Her violence results in damage to electronical devices.

But if I don't move to her I could afford to upgrade into a dCS Scarlatti system. What will I do?

 

[Patrick82]

Also, I have seen pictures of the Scarlatti system but I haven't seen pictures of my girlfriend. And she also said she is 47 years old but said she was "joking" a few minutes later. So that makes me a little uncomfortable because I don't know what I'm getting. But with the Scarlatti, I know I'm getting an improvement.

 

[Kees]

Move in with your audio system and upgrade your girl friend.

 

[Kirosia]

I've seen your girlfriend and she's... one manly fella.

 

[hatethatgiraffe]

Not seen her?
How can she be your girlfriend?

 

[flashnolan]

I highly recommend NOT moving in with your girl friend while she is your girl friend. If you two ever get married then you should.

 

[Kirosia]

Pat's girlfriend is apparently an underage hello kitty fan he met online. I think he shot her parents.

 

[Rednamalas1]

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Originally Posted by Kirosia /img/forum/go_quote.gif Pat's girlfriend is apparently an underage hello kitty fan he met online. I think he shot her parents.

that's the same girl I've been talking to!!
severely underage I might add

 

[Kirosia]

No, the "underage girl" you were talking to was redshifter. When he gets drunk, he seduces lonely Canadians online hoping to satisfy his carnal urges.