KyPeN
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I was just watching George Carlin and I realize that there are some absolutely spectacular metaphors and similes out there. Post your favorites.
--Dumb as a second coat of paint.
--Sharp as a bowling ball.
--[Activity] is like watching flies [insert word that rhymes with truck]
--Drives like old people [also rhymes with truck]; slow and sloppy
--Personality as deep as a petri dish
--Dumb as a second coat of paint.
--Sharp as a bowling ball.
--[Activity] is like watching flies [insert word that rhymes with truck]
--Drives like old people [also rhymes with truck]; slow and sloppy
--Personality as deep as a petri dish