Head Injury
Headphoneus Supremus
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What's wrong with Chrome?
I was having a dream and this came to me
A: This is the police, what is your emergency ?
B: OMG My baby, someone stole my baby !
A: Calm down, I'm going to need you to describe your baby.
B: Well, er, she has a fat bottom, a little dark and she's very tough.
A: Sir, I'm going to need more than that.
B: Ok, er, she's from (insert country here) and I got her for $2000.
A: Sir, you do realise human trafficking is illegal right ?
B: Human trafficking ? What are you talking about ? I lost my precious headphones !