I once rollerbladed down this one hill near the lake by my house. I was going really fast and I tripped on *some*thing and landed on my face and scraped half of it onto the concrete. I was 12.
Eddie: Why're you putting mayonnaise on your face?
Richie: It's not mayonnaise, it's sun tan lotion.
Eddie: Never heard of low calorie sun tan lotion.
Richie: What? Oh no, blast! Oh God! Oh, argh-rrgh! Phuh! Well where's the sun tan lotion then?
Eddie: You squirted that into your cheese roll.
Richie: But I ate that!
Eddie: Yeah, I know.
Richie: Well why didn't you tell me?
Eddie: Because I don't like you very much.
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