[Spareribs]

So my aunt bought one of those $5000 massage chairs that you plug in. I tried it out. I didn't want a nude massage but I did wear my boxer shorts and no shirt. Its not bad.

 

[WraithApe]

I'd want better than not bad for 5k. I'd expect the ultimate in chair-butt-cheek synergy for that kind of outlay. Maybe it'll improve with burn in.

 

[Spareribs]

It's better when you're nude.

 

[wuwhere]

It's better when you're nude.

 
Well I can get...less than 5k...never mind.

 

[Spareribs]

You are a smart shopper.