Superpredator
Headphoneus Supremus
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The last game I completed was Homeworld: Cataclysm. Perhaps five years ago? Longer? Before and since I've played a quite number of games, but it's rare that I finish them anymore. These days I hardly play games at all. The last recent game I purchased was Guild Wars, which was a total snore so I can hardly fault myself for not sticking with it. But prior to that it was Half Life 2. I was four levels from the end and I stopped playing. Before that it was Homeworld 2. Fallout 2. Homeworld. Baldur's Gate 2. Morrowind. Wizardry 8. Deus Ex. The list makes me want to cry cold tears of failure.
I've had Vista installed for nearly six months without playing a single game. Well, I want that to change. I need to dedicate myself to doing this. I need to remember Quake, Duke Nukem 3D, Syndicate Wars. I need to search back into my youth and pull out Final Fantasy and Metal Gear. I need to pray to the god of Doritos, Mountain Dew and abject sloth. I know that I can do this. It will be a thorny, narrow path of many sacrifices lined with goat corpses and lit by an ash-blotted sun, but I believe I can prevail.
I have installed Planescape: Torment, and I pledge here and now to my Head-Fi brethren and sisters of ever triumphant hottness that I shall prevail. Even at the cost of life, limb, employment, friends, family and the chance to one day propagate, I will finish this game. Tonight I shall sacrifice a can of Mountain Dew and make a Dew oath to the sloth god. Let no man stand in my path, lest he be crushed by the pressure of my dedication to keyboard and mouse. So say we all.
I've had Vista installed for nearly six months without playing a single game. Well, I want that to change. I need to dedicate myself to doing this. I need to remember Quake, Duke Nukem 3D, Syndicate Wars. I need to search back into my youth and pull out Final Fantasy and Metal Gear. I need to pray to the god of Doritos, Mountain Dew and abject sloth. I know that I can do this. It will be a thorny, narrow path of many sacrifices lined with goat corpses and lit by an ash-blotted sun, but I believe I can prevail.
I have installed Planescape: Torment, and I pledge here and now to my Head-Fi brethren and sisters of ever triumphant hottness that I shall prevail. Even at the cost of life, limb, employment, friends, family and the chance to one day propagate, I will finish this game. Tonight I shall sacrifice a can of Mountain Dew and make a Dew oath to the sloth god. Let no man stand in my path, lest he be crushed by the pressure of my dedication to keyboard and mouse. So say we all.