[bonethugz]

Artist: Barry White & Chris Rock Lyrics
Song: Basketball Jones Lyrics
Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones
Got a Basketball Jones, oh baby, oo-oo-ooo
Yes, I am the victim of a Basketball Jones
Ever since I was a little baby, I always be dribblin'
In fac', I was de baddest dribbler in the whole neighborhood
Then one day, my mama bought me a basketball
And I loved that basketball
I took that basketball with me everywhere I went
That basketball was like a basketball to me
I even put that basketball underneath my pillow
Maybe that's why I can't sleep at night
I need help, ladies and gentlemens
I need someone to stand beside me
I need, I need someone to set a pick for me at the free-throw line of life
Someone I can pass to
Someone to hit the open man on the give-and-go
And not end up in the popcorn machine
So cheerleaders, help me out
{cheerleaders sing repeatedly...}
(Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones)
(I got a Basketball Jones, oh baby, oo-oo-ooo)
{while Tyrone Shoelaces sings/speaks...}
Oh, that sounds so sweet
Sing it out
C'mon Coach Booty, Red Blazer, sing along with me
That be bad, honky
Yeah I want everybody in the whole stadium to stand up and sing with us
Oh yeah, sing it out like you're proud
All right, everybody watchin' coast-to-coast, sing along with us
Bill Russell, sing along with us
Chick Hearn, sing along with us
Chris Schenkel, don't sing nothin'
Oh, it feels so good
Gimme the ball I'll go one-on-one against the world, left-handed
I could stuff it from center court with my toes
I could jump on top of the backboard, take off a quarter, leave fifteen cents change
I could, I could dribble behind my back
I got more moves than Ex-Lax I'm bad
I could dribble with my tongue
Here I go down court, try to stop me
You can't stop me 'cause I got a Basketball Jones
Here I come
That's my hook shot with my eyebrow
Yeah, I could dunk it with my nose
I'm, I'm bad as King Kong, gimme the ball
I'm hot, I'm hot as..., I'm hot as..., I'm hot as... uh
Uh, uh, uh, uh
(Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones, Basketball Jones)
(Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones, Basketball Jones)
(Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones, Basketball Jones)
(Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones, Basketball Jones)
{fade}

 

[MarconiSalad]

Political Science - Randy Newman - 1972

No one likes us-I don't know why
We may not be perfect, but heaven knows we try
But all around even our old friends put us down
Lets drop the big one and see what happens

We give them money-But are they grateful?
No, they're spiteful and they're hateful
They don't respect us-so lets surprise them
We'll drop the big one and pulverize them

Asia's crowded and Europe's too old
Africa is far too hot
And Canada's too cold
And South America stole our name
Let's drop the big one
There'll be no one left to blame us

We'll save Australia
Don't wanna hurt no kangaroo
We'll build an All American amusement park there
They got surfin too

Boom goes London and boom Paree
More room for you and more room for me
And every city the whole world round
Will just be another American town
Oh how peaceful it will be
We'll set everybody free
You'll wear a Japanese kimono
And there'll be Italian shoes for me

They all hate us anyhow
So lets drop the big one now
Let's drop the big one now

 

[SRM]

What this long thread about funny-this-makes-you-smile lyrics and NO Zappa? let's fix this at once

Frank Zappa - Charlies enormous mouth

Charlies enormous mouth, well, its
Awright
The girl got a very large mouth, but its
Awright
Her teeth look okay
She must be brushin em quite a bit
course her mouth is extra large
n we can only assume as to how
Shes been usin it

Charlies enormous mouth, well, its
Awright
The girl got a very large mouth, but its
Awright
She got lips all around the hole
Where she puts her food in
They call it the mouth
They call it the mouth
They call it the mouth

Which is as good a place as any for
A toungue
To include in, thats why
They call it the mouth
They call it the mouth
They call it the mouth

La la la la la la
La la la la la la

(kinda young
Kinda wow...)

Charlies enormous nose, well, its all
White
The girl got a very large nose but its all
White
It once was okay
But she been blowin it quite a bit
course her friends are extra large
n we can only assume as to how
Shes been choosin it

Charlies enormous nose, well, its all
White
The girl got a very large nose, but its all
White
She got stuff all around the hole
Where she puts her spoon in
They call it the nose
They call it the nose
They call it the nose
And when it finally rots away I guess youd
Probly drive a truck in...they used to
Call it the nose
They called it the nose
They called it the nose

La la la la la la
La la la la la la
(kinda young
Kinda dead...)

Charlies disgusting brain, well, its all
Black
The girl got a very dead brain, it wont
Come back
She used to convey
But then she took an extra hit
course her friends are extra dumb
n they were terribly excited while they
Watched her doin it

Charlies disgusting brain, well its all
Black
The girl got a very dead brain, it wont
Come back
She got dirt all around the hole
Where they dumped her box in
They call it the grave
They call it the grave
They call it the grave
Which is as good a place as any for a
Chump to repose in...thats why they
Call it the grave
They call it the grave
They call it the grave...

 

[BavariaBarbarian]

Quote:

Originally Posted by VicAjax Tempus es iocundum, o virgines, modo congaudete, vos iuvenes. Oh, oh, oh, totus floreo, iam amore virginali! totus ardeo, novus, novus amor est, quo pereo. Mea me confortat promissio, mea me deportat Oh, oh, oh totus floreo! iam amore virginali! totus ardeo, novus, novus amor est, quo pereo. Tempore brumali vir patiens, animo vernali lasciviens. Mea mecum ludit virginitas, mea me detrudit simplicitas. Oh, oh, oh, totus floreo, iam amore virginali totus ardeo, novus, novus amor est, quo pereo. Veni, domicella, cum gaudio, veni, veni, pulchra, iam pereo. Oh, oh, oh, totus floreo, iam amore virginali totus ardeo, novus, novus amor est, quo pereo.

Esne mente captus?!
Transpone!

 

[Mr.PD]

There are so many that make me smile and many that make me laugh.
One of my favorites is Lawyers In Love by Jackson Browne.

LAWYERS IN LOVE

I can't keep up with what's been going down
I think my heart must just be slowing down
Among the human beings in their designer jeans
Am I the only one who hears the screams
And the strangled cries of lawyers in love

God sends his spaceships to America, the beautiful
They land at six o'clock and there we are, the dutiful
Eating from TV trays, tuned in to Happy Days
Waiting for World War III while Jesus slaves
To the mating calls of lawyers in love

Last night I watched the news from Washington, the capitol
The Russians escaped while we weren't watching them, like Russians will
Now we've got all this room, we've even got the moon
And I hear the U.S.S.R. will be open soon
As vacation land for lawyers in love

(c) 1983 Night Kitchen Music ASCAP

 

[Jonsku]

This thread needs more Zappa!

Frank Zappa - WPLJ
*************************

I say WPLJ, really taste good to me
WPLJ, won't you take a drink with me
Well, it's a good good wine
It really make you feel so fine
(So fine, so fine, so fine)

I went to the store when they opened up the door
I said: "Please please please gimme some more"
White Port & Lemon Juice,
White Port & Lemon Juice,
White Port & Lemon Juice,
Ooh what it do to you!

You take the bottle, you take the can
Shake it up fine, you get a good good wine.
White Port & Lemon Juice,
(Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah . . . )
White Port & Lemon Juice,
White Port & Lemon Juice,
Ooh what it do to you!

The W is the White,
The P is the Port,
The L is the Lemon,
The J is the Juice
White Port & Lemon Juice,
White Port & Lemon Juice,
White Port & Lemon Juice,
Ooh what it do to you!

Well I feel so good, I feel so fine
I got plenty lovin', I got plenty wine
White Port & Lemon Juice,
White Port & Lemon Juice,
I said White Port & Lemon Juice,
Ooh what it do to you!

Roy: Por que no consigues tu . . . tu carnal que nos compre some wine ese, andale, pinche bato, puto, hombre, no te hagas nalga, hombre . . . (chale!) no seas tan denso, hombre (chale!), andale, dile, porque no merecer, andale, pinche vino, mas sua . . . mas suave es, mas . . . mas lindo que la chingada, hombre, andale, pinche bato, hombre, quiere tu carnal, hombre, tu carnal ese, tu, tu sabes, tu sabes esto de la movida, tu sabes la movida, ese, tu sabes como es, tu sabes, pinche vino, puta, andale, pinche bato, cabron, andale
?: This is getting me in trouble . . .
Roy: Andale, hombre, por que no, hombre?
?: Sorry!
Roy: Te digo que si, hombre, te digo, chingao ese, esta mas . . . esta mas meco, hombre, ponemos mas mecos que la chingada, ay! Ay, bato pinche, ay!

God, that's-They get to you after a while

 

[Audiofiler]

Beatles most anything..

in particular the White Ablum, MMT, Help, Rubber Soul, Return to Abbey Rd