[dj_mocok]

And these are just the ones at the zoo. What about the wild ones then?

 

[wuwhere]

If only they have natural predators they would be easy pickin.

 

[m0ofassa]

Hey man, theyre having hard times with the economy slowing

 

[wrx591]

I thought that's how they sleep?

 

[amphead]

Not to mention the hallucinogenic properties of the toxic terpenes in the leaves of eucalyptus trees. The only thing that they eat.

 

[TheMarchingMule]

Heh, whenever I think of koalas, I remember this video:

Don't Touch My Butt - Video

Story of my past dating life.

 

[Stoin]

Credit to the Koalas, the last time I was drunk in a tree it did not end well...

 

[mbd2884]

Yeah, it's a good thing if they weren't so cute, humans would have wiped them out like the Dodo, Elephant Bird and various other rare animals not so cute. Maybe even poachers or humans who for some reason have incredible hatred for nature, also cannot fire a gun at a Koala! When lazy cuteness becomes an evolutionary break through,

 

[mark2410]

couldnt agree more, koalas and pandas. both are the most ridiculously fussy eaters and by all rights should be near first on the evolutionary chopping block but there is no way that the countrys respective governments or populations could ever allow them to die out. im telling you both will last as long as we do

 

[IceClass]

Misanthropes and cliches.

 

[Suntory_Times]

Koalas can be feroucios, and I would never want to get in the way of one. True they sleep for around 21hours a day, but when they want to, they can move quickly.

 

[qusp]

Not as ferocious as Drop-bears though!!! I had one of those gnaw clean through my sleeping bag once.

 

[dj_mocok]

I don't know if it's true or not, but one day a guy pissed off a sleeping Koala. At first the guy thought he could get away with it. 2 Weeks later, his ATM card was stolen and all his money in his account was withdrawn. Man I would never piss a Koala.

 

[ZephyrSapphire]

If only Koalas were like piranhas. Cannibals. Control their own population by eating their own.

 

[dj_mocok]

I didn't know piranhas eat other piranhas. I thought only Kangaroos do that.