There's a couple of major points to address: I'm not particularly a fan of Audeze's headphones, and don't even think they're worth half their asking msrp, but there's no denying their complete lack of distortion throughout their entire frequency range. It's well documented through measurements that the LCD series is extremely controlled from the lowest bass to highest treble, rather it's Tyll's measurements or Purrin's measurements. An Audeze may come off as slow and mushy sounding, but it's definitely not because of high or even average amounts of distortion. However I would agree that even the LCD-X is not a phone meant for serious studio use.
You shouldn't generalize all planars into a dark/warm sound signature. Most of the Hifiman range actually has slightly north of neutral, and can be potentially too bright for people. There's definitely nothing similar about the Hifiman and Audeze house sound.
I've not heard the T90 Tesla, so I'll refrain from commenting about how it sounds, but I will say that multiple objective data has shown it to have sever problems with ringing and coloration in the treble region.
Well, I trust my ears, and my ears hear audeze house sound, as yes, exactly as you said, slow and mushy sounding. Which is very desirable by a vast majority of acts nowadays wanting to rid their stuff of a harsh "digital edge", and getting a warm, rich, buttery, liquid sound, like old analog era recordings (but with the higher fidelity of modern advances as well). So we liberally use expensive, discrete, outboard analog kit, like Empirical Labs Fatso tape saturation optimizer, LA-2A's, 1176's.....
...or really truly insanely fatty, nectary, honey-dipped stuff like the 20-valve fairchild.
It all adds ridiculous amounts of harmonic distortion, and "smears" transients, which is GOOD for making clean things sound richer, smoother, and warmer, and "MORE MUSICAL".
But if I want a tool to discern what's there beforehand, I don't want it to sound dull/dim/dark/pre-smeared/buttery/wet already, before i do anything, it would make my job hell lol.
So Tyll's graphs are very useful and i appreciate him undertaking as much as he has in the love of headphones.
But I take them with a grain of salt because i personally know they do not tell a complete story at all.
Nothing beats actually listening to the gear, with many different types of source material, not just square waves and sine test sweeps lol
And whatever flaws the T90 has in relation to it's treble (which it does have, it's way bright), make it literally the best post-900hz audio microscope when it comes to EQ work, of them all. And I've tried d@mn near them all lol.