[DiscoProJoe]

If you could hack into the Facebook or Twitter account of someone you don't like, and could post just one "status update" as an imposter that would make him or her look really silly, what would you post?
 
Here's my idea:
 
"Gonna get laid tonight. What song should I bang to?"
 
(This especially would work well on a Friday morning, and even more so if that person is out of town on business and is married.)
 

 

[Spareribs]

If it's a hot chick, "I blasted a massive fart today and had to roll down the window".

 

[Parall3l]

It depends on how bad this person is.
If I just don't like the guy, I'll post something embarrassing, such as writing a poor review of a clinic's Erectile Dysfunction program.
If the guy is the literal re-incarnation of some dictator, a very nasty post complaining about his boss and company.