| Originally Posted by darkninja67 /img/forum/go_quote.gif Go buy a new set of cans to celebrate. |
| Originally Posted by john_jcb /img/forum/go_quote.gif Quality over quantity any day for me. Try and post something that will encourage people to read and look forward to your posts. I see far too many "Me too" posts. |
| Originally Posted by bhd812 /img/forum/go_quote.gif (worst joke on headfi..) |
| Originally Posted by kevin gilmore /img/forum/go_quote.gif Is that what you call it billy?? Anyway, a canadian bar joke An Australian, an Irishman and a Newfoundlander are in a bar. They're staring at another man, suddenly the Irishman says, "It's Jesus!" Sure enough, it is Jesus, nursing a pint. Thrilled, they send him over a pint of Guinness, a pint of Fosters and a bottle of Molson Canadian. Jesus accepts the drinks, smiles over at the three men, and drinks the pints slowly, one after another. After he's finished the drinks, Jesus approaches the trio. He reaches for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking him for the Guinness. When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of amazement, "My God! The arthritis I've had for 30 years is gone. It's a miracle!" Jesus then shakes the Aussie's hand, thanking him for the lager. As he lets go, the man's eyes widen in shock: "S'trewth mate, the bad back I've had all my life is completely gone! It's a miracle." Jesus then approaches the Newfoundlander who knocks over a chair and a table in trying to get away from the Son of God. "What's wrong my son?" asked Jesus. The Newfoundlander shouts, "F. off; I'm on Workers Compensation." |
| Originally Posted by kevin gilmore /img/forum/go_quote.gif Is that what you call it billy?? Anyway, a canadian bar joke An Australian, an Irishman and a Newfoundlander are in a bar. They're staring at another man, suddenly the Irishman says, "It's Jesus!" Sure enough, it is Jesus, nursing a pint. Thrilled, they send him over a pint of Guinness, a pint of Fosters and a bottle of Molson Canadian. Jesus accepts the drinks, smiles over at the three men, and drinks the pints slowly, one after another. After he's finished the drinks, Jesus approaches the trio. He reaches for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking him for the Guinness. When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of amazement, "My God! The arthritis I've had for 30 years is gone. It's a miracle!" Jesus then shakes the Aussie's hand, thanking him for the lager. As he lets go, the man's eyes widen in shock: "S'trewth mate, the bad back I've had all my life is completely gone! It's a miracle." Jesus then approaches the Newfoundlander who knocks over a chair and a table in trying to get away from the Son of God. "What's wrong my son?" asked Jesus. The Newfoundlander shouts, "F. off; I'm on Workers Compensation." |
| Originally Posted by john_jcb /img/forum/go_quote.gif Quality over quantity any day for me. Try and post something that will encourage people to read and look forward to your posts. I see far too many "Me too" posts. |
| Originally Posted by enzoferrari650 /img/forum/go_quote.gif I passed 1500 posts quite a while back. But I never got my status updated. : ( |
| Originally Posted by kevin gilmore /img/forum/go_quote.gif Is that what you call it billy?? Anyway, a canadian bar joke An Australian, an Irishman and a Newfoundlander are in a bar. They're staring at another man, suddenly the Irishman says, "It's Jesus!" Sure enough, it is Jesus, nursing a pint. Thrilled, they send him over a pint of Guinness, a pint of Fosters and a bottle of Molson Canadian. Jesus accepts the drinks, smiles over at the three men, and drinks the pints slowly, one after another. After he's finished the drinks, Jesus approaches the trio. He reaches for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking him for the Guinness. When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of amazement, "My God! The arthritis I've had for 30 years is gone. It's a miracle!" Jesus then shakes the Aussie's hand, thanking him for the lager. As he lets go, the man's eyes widen in shock: "S'trewth mate, the bad back I've had all my life is completely gone! It's a miracle." Jesus then approaches the Newfoundlander who knocks over a chair and a table in trying to get away from the Son of God. "What's wrong my son?" asked Jesus. The Newfoundlander shouts, "F. off; I'm on Workers Compensation." |
| Originally Posted by amphead /img/forum/go_quote.gif You are now the exalted, all-seeing eye, wisest of sages, oracle of delphi, and one commanding respect for the solemn mysteries of the deep. All mermaids, whales, sea serpents, eels, crabs, lobster and all other uninitiated lubbers, bow down to show respect for the new member of this realm. Raise your right hand and repeat after me....... err uhh, oh sorry I couldn't swear you in. I still need 1221 more posts. Can someone with the special powers swear him in? |
