[tanfenton]

Kill him.

NGF

 

[Music Fanatic]

Why don't you just get a new roommate? Maybe he is not that fond of you either.

 

[warubozu]

Quote:

Originally posted by KR... Open up his PC case, take a nice long pee in it (hey mods can I say pee?), close case I am kidding of course, just say it isn't working out and he needs to go, easy enough.

Make sure the power is off before you proceed to pee.

 

[maestro]

thanks for that wonderful analysis redshifter, i guess i do need to make peace with myself and my roommate so i can live in harmony with the world

this thread is a joke, but not really, but still, it is, and I am moving out next semester, its not a big deal

 

[grinch]

plastic bag. roll of tape. and a pack of 'ungry pigs.

 

[Musicfan123]

Roommate problems. Bring a girlfriend home. Problem solved.

 

[Voodoochile]

Two words for you:
portland cement

 

[MrSiki99]

Just send a PM to J.Y. mentioning piano wires............

 

[Bionic Gecko]

Just gently bring up the question to him, "Do you ever thinking about, you know, inviting a girl over and just having a bit of group fun." If he's as homophobic as the mainstream hiphop group tends to be, BAM! No more roomate, problem solved.

 

[maestro]

and if he's not?

 

[grinch]

Quote:

Originally posted by maestro and if he's not?

hahahha

 

[redshifter]

Quote:

Originally posted by maestro thanks for that wonderful analysis redshifter, i guess i do need to make peace with myself and my roommate so i can live in harmony with the world this thread is a joke, but not really, but still, it is, and I am moving out next semester, its not a big deal

you're welcome?

is it a joke or not? most murders happen between people who know eachother--that ain't no joke either.

 

[Bionic Gecko]

Quote:

Originally posted by maestro and if he's not?

Then I suppose you're screwed, figuratively and literally

 

[Musicfan123]

Let's suppose the roommate is straight, and is a bit homophobic.

Just nudge on his shoulder a couple of times, and say to him, "I guess it's just the two of us here tonight..." I bet the roommate will be out of the door in no time.

 

[warubozu]

Quote:

Originally posted by Musicfan123 Let's suppose the roommate is straight, and is a bit homophobic. Just nudge on his shoulder a couple of times, and say to him, "I guess it's just the two of us here tonight..." I bet the roommate will be out of the door in no time.

While doing this, also look at him lovingly in the eyes and give him a suggestive grin to further instill fear.