Happy Birthday Edwood!
Feb 16, 2007 at 8:57 AM Thread Starter Post #1 of 60
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Hope you have a great Birthday with lots of cheer.


Happy B-Day!
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Feb 16, 2007 at 9:23 AM Post #5 of 60
Keep bouncing, hamster! Happy birthday, Ed. I enjoy your posts too...
 
Feb 16, 2007 at 9:46 AM Post #8 of 60
[size=large]Happy Birthday Eddeeee!

Here's a Birthday Toast -- but it really should be Macallan 18 instead of Bowmore Dusk, since I just got a bottle of Trader Joe's Macallan 18 in So-Cal for 45 bucks! Darn sight better than the usual $120+!

So Cheers and Best Wishes for a Great Year!

Bottoms Up & Here's Mud In Your Eye! (look up the origin of that one...)[/size]

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Feb 16, 2007 at 10:42 AM Post #10 of 60
Happy Birthday Edwood.

And a little gift from Denis Leary from the early 90's-

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I don't do illegal drugs anymore. Now I just do the legal drugs. Tonight I'm on NyQuil and Sudafed. Let me tell you something, folks. Forget about cocaine and heroine. All you need is NyQuil and Sudafed. I'm telling you right now, I took the NyQuil five years ago. I just came out of the coma tonight before the ****ing show! Claus Vanbulo was standing over my bed going, "Denis, get up! There's something the matter with Sunny! Hurry up!" I love NyQuil. Man, I love it! I love it. I love it. I love it. It's the best thing **** ever invented. Isn't it, huh? I love the name alone. NyQuil - Capitol N, small Y, big ****ing Q! I love that ****ing Q, don't you!? What a great advertising idea! Put a huge ****ing Q on the box. They'll get high and stare at it. "The Q is talking to me! The Q is talking to me!"

I love NyQuil, man. Because NyQuil has never changed, man. It's never changed. All the other medicines are doing that inner-child thing. "we know that there's a small child inside of you, so now we have grape and cherry and orange flavor." Not NyQuil! They still have the original green death ****ing flavor! You know why!? Because it doesn't matter what it tastes like! It's so strong you go, "*wheeze* Hey this stuff really tastes like.." Bang! Yer in the coma already! "What happened?" "He said tastes like and he went right into the coma, it was unbelievable!" We have reached the point where the over the counter drugs are actually stronger than anything you can buy on the street. It says on the back of the NyQuil box, on the back of the box it says, "May cause drowsiness." It should say, "Don't make any ****ing plans! Kiss your family and friends goodbye. Say hello to Klaus!" NyQuil, NyQuil, NyQuil, we love you! You giant ****ing Q!

NyQuil is the secret for all you twelve step recovery program people. Yes, all you AA people, NyQuil is the key! It's the thirteenth ****ing step! You can drink it! It's over the counter! Drink as much as you want. "Are you drunk?" "No! I have a cold. Same cold I've had for two years. I just can't seem to shake it. I'm high as a kite and my teeth are green. Merry ****ing Christmas!"


 
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