[Watagump]

FU Panda Express, next time give me a damn fork so I can eat my food, a napkin wouldn't be bad either. The most important thing, QUIT ASKING ME IF I WANT ANY EGG ROLLS.

 

[Watagump]

Fist fight.
 

 

[mscott58]

Fist fight.

Not sure which one was the "insane" one!

 

[Malevolent]

  Skimming through this thread for the first time... I'm so confused.

 
Basically..
 
You're not supposed to understand what's going on. We don't either. 

 

[FullCircle]

Something you don't see every day.

Nice

 

[Watagump]

Not sure which one was the "insane" one!

 
They were just monkeying around.

 

[Watagump]

Johnny wanted to get his mom something nice for Christmas but she’s hard to shop for. Passing a pet store he thought, "Hmm, a pet might be a good idea." He walked in the pet store and asked the manager what might be a good idea. "How about a puppy?" "No," said Johnny. "It may poop around the house." "A fish?" "No, her house is small, so I don’t think an aquarium will fit." Johnny then spied a parrot and asked, "How about that parrot?" "Oh," said the manager, "That’s Chet. He’s very expensive." "Well," said Johnny, "It’s my mom let’s take a look." The manager went to Chet, put a lighter under his left wing, and Chet started to sing "Jingle bells, jingle bells..." Then the manager put a lighter under Chet’s right wig and it started to sing, "Dashing through the snow..." "Wow!" said Johnny, "What else does he sing?" The manager held the lighter under Chet’s crotch at which point Chet sang, "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire."

 

[Malevolent]

  FU Panda Express, next time give me a damn fork so I can eat my food, a napkin wouldn't be bad either. The most important thing, QUIT ASKING ME IF I WANT ANY EGG ROLLS.

 
What's wrong with egg rolls, bro? They are awesome! 

 

[Watagump]

   
What's wrong with egg rolls, bro? They are awesome! 

 
If I want egg rolls I will order them, just like other places trying to sell you a combo, or drink etc.

 

[Malevolent]

   
If I want egg rolls I will order them, just like other places trying to sell you a combo, or drink etc.

 
Alright bro, no egg rolls, then!
 

 

[Watagump]

Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face, and told her mother, "Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!" Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut." Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's mom asked, "Really small, was it?" Sally replied, "No, salty." Mom fainted.

 

[Dexter Morgan]

What do naughty soccer players get for Christmas?











COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!

 

[Watagump]

What do naughty soccer players get for Christmas?











COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!

 
I get it, not sure if that's a good thing though. 

 

 

[fiascogarcia]

 

[kaneki]

Why don't blind people go bungee jumping?
 

Spoiler: Warning: Spoiler!

Because it scares the **** out of dogs.