Greetings from down here to my peeps in the Noble thread
Dec 4, 2015 at 9:36 AM Post #541 of 1,565
Dec 4, 2015 at 9:37 AM Post #542 of 1,565
U tube the history behind that scene, apparently one of the actors released an odor, and they were all cracking up and goofing off due to that incedent

 
Haha, yeah, Apparently, Del Toro couldn't keep his farts in. Great movie, man.
 
Dec 4, 2015 at 1:03 PM Post #543 of 1,565
After Brian proposed to Jill, his father took him to one side. “Son, when I first got married to your mother, the first thing I did when we got home was take off my pants. I gave them to your mother and told her to try them on, which she did. They were huge on her and she said that she couldn’t wear them because they were too large. I said to her, 'Of course they are too big for you, I wear the pants in this family and I always will.' Ever since that day, son, we have never had a single problem." Brian took his dad’s advice and did the same thing to his wife on his wedding night. Then, Jill took off her panties and gave them to Brian. “Try these on,” she said. Brian went along with it and tried them on, but they were far too small. “What’s the point of this? I can’t get into your panties,” said Brian. “Exactly,” Jill replied, “and if you don’t change your attitude, you never will!”
 
Dec 5, 2015 at 10:16 AM Post #544 of 1,565
A blonde really got tired of all blonde jokes and decided to hang herself in the bathroom. As she locked the door, she yelled at her husband, "I'm hanging myself because I'm tired of jokes about us blondes being stupid!" Her husband broke into the bathroom and saw his wife with a rope tied on her toe. The husband said, "I thought you were hanging yourself." She said, "Yes, I am!" The husband replied, "Usually when people hang themselves, they tie the rope around their neck, so why is yours tied on your toe?" She said, "I tried that, but I couldn't breathe."
 
Dec 5, 2015 at 10:21 AM Post #545 of 1,565
  A blonde really got tired of all blonde jokes and decided to hang herself in the bathroom. As she locked the door, she yelled at her husband, "I'm hanging myself because I'm tired of jokes about us blondes being stupid!" Her husband broke into the bathroom and saw his wife with a rope tied on her toe. The husband said, "I thought you were hanging yourself." She said, "Yes, I am!" The husband replied, "Usually when people hang themselves, they tie the rope around their neck, so why is yours tied on your toe?" She said, "I tried that, but I couldn't breathe."

OMG, that's a good one! 
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Dec 5, 2015 at 10:23 AM Post #546 of 1,565
Something you don't see every day.
 

 
Dec 5, 2015 at 10:53 AM Post #549 of 1,565
Dec 5, 2015 at 11:05 AM Post #551 of 1,565
Dec 5, 2015 at 11:18 AM Post #553 of 1,565
   
I know you didn't, but its most likely your fault anyhow. 
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By virtue of my magnanimous nature, I will accept 1/3 responsibility. 
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Dec 5, 2015 at 11:53 AM Post #555 of 1,565

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