[G-man]

i want to buy something from this guy just for the feedback.

 

[J.D.N]

Brilliant, but how many children does he seem to have?!

 

[KUNFUCHOPSTICKS]

More interesting is look at all the worthless junk he's buying up! LOL!

 

[demoNMaCHiN3]

"Good News! the puppy arrived ALIVE this time! Guess 9 times a charm!A++"

cant...stop...laughing

 

[alpskomleko]

Ahahaha.. this is THE find of the month..

"They actuallyPUT THEMSELVES IN THE BOX to insure delivery;boy was i surprised!A+"

"WHOA! A+STINKY CHEESE! Just opened the box and it left a stain on my ceiling!"

"Simply the GREATEST OBJECT I've ever recieved. Will burn all my other possesions"

This is pure genius.

Edit: "The Jewelry box you sold me is HAUNTED! Opens & slams shut ALL NIGHT LONG!"
I strained a muscle on my lower right side when I read that.. too frantic laughter

 

[h4n9m4n]

"WADDA GYP!—These PAPAL INDULGENCES you sold me are only good for CLOWN heaven!"

 

[BIG POPPA]

2 screwing Funny....LMAO!!!!

 

[wolfen68]

To OP...thanks for posting, these are too funny. This ebayer is definitely a genious. It would take me years (if ever) to come up with all of those.

 

[nor_spoon]

Looks like he collects pipes, (along with other junk). Would not be surprised if there was more than just tobacco in them

 

[Baines93]

Yeah i thought,

Quote:

The Bag of Blood worked as promised. Hung it on the porch; presto! NO MOSQUITOS Seller: thewoodenroses ( 480 ) Apr-16-07 14:47 Follow-up by tryork5ifp (Apr-27-07 12:48): Hey,you stole this idea from JACK HANDEY!still,it works like a charm-send 9 more Reply by thewoodenroses (Jun-17-07 10:37): I have no idea what this means, I think you meant this feedback for someone else

Was quite amusing too!



This one is a good'un too

Quote:

An A+SELLER! But when I opened the PACKAGE my apt. started to smell like cat "P"Seller: vanitygal ( 1119 ) Sep-03-03 08:34 Reply by vanitygal (Sep-03-03 10:46): You left this feedback before I mailed your package. There's been a mix-up!

 

[goober-george]

-falls for my scamEVERY TIME—living proof that—there's a sucker born every minute

-A+OH, found a big bag of heroine inside the UPS box—will U be wanting this back?

Haha, good stuff here.

 

[Al4x]

i think its somewhere between '02 and '03 he discovers 'the wonder drug'

 

[lbcliff]

lol=<

 

[Razzaq]

hi,

it's real funny...

nice

 

[baglunch]

This has been such a chunk of time out of my day, I'm really behind now. Awesome link!