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Okay people, let's hear it. What's the craziest or funniest line you've ever heard a child utter (for those of you who have kids, this will be easy, i'm sure you have hundreds).
To set the ball rolling, let me tell you that I work with kids at my job, so I get to hear them in their natural habitat, which is, of course, around other kids. One little second-grade boy in particular, we'll call him "McG", blows my mind almost daily with his quotable one-liners. I swear to god, some of the **** that comes out of this boy's mouth...
Example: On a field trip one day, I'm sitting in the front passenger seat of the van we use to bus the kids around, having a discussion with a couple of kids in the back. I was talking to them about my belief that just because someone does bad things sometimes, it doesn't make them a bad person, and that everyone has at least a little bit of good inside them. Just then McG pipes up from the back seat, "Not me." Everybody turns around. "I'm bad inside and out." Then he turns back toward the window, watches the passing scenery outside, and says under his breath "god, I hate this town."
Oh, yeah, and a little girl in kindergarten once called me a "mother****ing *******."
Kids can be so cute sometimes.
To set the ball rolling, let me tell you that I work with kids at my job, so I get to hear them in their natural habitat, which is, of course, around other kids. One little second-grade boy in particular, we'll call him "McG", blows my mind almost daily with his quotable one-liners. I swear to god, some of the **** that comes out of this boy's mouth...
Example: On a field trip one day, I'm sitting in the front passenger seat of the van we use to bus the kids around, having a discussion with a couple of kids in the back. I was talking to them about my belief that just because someone does bad things sometimes, it doesn't make them a bad person, and that everyone has at least a little bit of good inside them. Just then McG pipes up from the back seat, "Not me." Everybody turns around. "I'm bad inside and out." Then he turns back toward the window, watches the passing scenery outside, and says under his breath "god, I hate this town."
Oh, yeah, and a little girl in kindergarten once called me a "mother****ing *******."
Kids can be so cute sometimes.