I have the ultimate high-end rig....I've fine tuned every nook and cranny, every wall, floor and ceiling, every desk, computer and chair and every tool and piece of equipment that is present on the oil rig I'm working on to act as a perfectly honed acoustical resonator. All I do is plug in my Sandisk Sansa, and every surface on the rig acts as a perfect acoustical speaker to play back music at true audiophile quality.
Yes, I did lease some special technology from the Vogons, but it was well worth it...