[F1GTR]

"I Love You"

should be followed by either

"Do you.........smell fresh churros baking?"

or

"I Love Eggs"

 

[JahJahBinks]

I love chuck norris.

 

[Kirosia]

I love you

No you don't

Yeah . . I do

No, you just think you do. You'll get over it.

 

[sahwnfras]

Her: I Love You

Him: ... I Love.. Cake


lol

That 70's Show

 

[nabwong]

I love you...

Shall we shag now or shag later? - Austin powers

 

[Naris]

"I love you"

"I love you too Johnny" (If you're name's not Johnny)

 

[smeggy]

"I love you"

"I love me too"

 

[skudmunky]

Han Solo voice: "I know..."

(made even worse if you then get frozen for a long period of time)

 

[JMT]

Quote:

"I love you"

Your sister is hot.

 

[dvallere]

"Prove it."

 

[Comfy]

Oh, I love U2! But I actually prefer Captain Beefheart, or the Stones. Hell, even the Stooges are better! I wanna be your dog! So come on!

 

[reynman]

Me - I love you.

Girl - ...but not that way!
or
Girl - ...I love you too! You're like a brother to me!
or
Girl - ...Why me?

 

[kramer5150]

I once hugged a real cutie and I told her "I Love You"

...
.
.
.
.

She barfed on me.

Some of you have already met her.

 

[gpalmer]

What's your name again?

 

[Capital R]

"I love you"

"**** n00b!"