[individual6891]

Mean Girls:
Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, ok, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers.

Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind:
Clementine: You're not a stalker, or anything, right?
Joel: I'm not a stalker. YOU'RE the one that talked to me, remember?
Clementine: That is the oldest trick in the stalker book.
Joel: Really? There's a stalker book? Great, I gotta read that one.

 

[apnk]

Austin Powers: Gold Member

"I once thought you were crazy, now i see your nuts."

 

[mjg]

"everytime i try to walk away THEY PULL ME BACK IN"

 

[bigben7]

Mathilda: Is life always this hard, or is it just when you're a kid?
Léon: Always like this.
-----------------------------
Orphanage Headmistress: Now tell me what happened to you.
Mathilda: OK. My family they got shot down by D.E.A. officers because of a drug problem. I left with the greatest guy on earth. He was a hitman, the best in town, but he died this morning. And if you don't help me, I'll be dead by tonight.

 

[soundboy]

"Go ahead, make my day."

 

[redshifter]

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."
-blade runner



"The only way to stay out of trouble is to grow old, so I guess I'll concentrate on that."

"I've always found it very... sanitary to be broke."

"When I start out to make a fool of myself there's very little can stop me."
-the lady from shanghai



"Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here!"

"Did you ever hear of "The Seattle Seven"? That was me... and six other guys."

"The Dude: ****** sympathy! I don't need your screw*n' sympathy, man, I need my screw**g johnson!
Donny: What do you need that for, Dude?"
-the big lebowski


"Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh. It was like a bird of rarest-spun heaven metal or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now. As I slooshied, I knew such lovely pictures!"
-a clockwork orange


"Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?"
-2001


"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum."
-they live

 

[BANGPOD]

Head-Fi'ers --

Walter: Say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, dude, at least it is an ethos.

The Dude: Yeah.

Walter: And let us also not forget... Um, Let us not forget, dude -- that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city -- that is not legal either.

THE BIG LEBOWSKI, OF COURSE! I am on my sixth copy of the DVD... How I remember the above quote verbatim is beyond me...

BANGPOD

 

[hciman77]

"The more you drive the less intelligent you are" - Repo Man

Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock. - The Third Man


"Gort! Klaatu barada nikto." - The Day The Earth Stood Still

"I've wrestled with reality for thirty-five years, and I'm happy, Doctor, I finally won out over it."

 

[Bill Ward]

"Years ago my mother used to say to me... She'd say 'In this world Elwood, you must be oh-so smart or oh-so pleasant.' Well, for years I was smart.... I recommend pleasant. You may quote me."

Harvey

BW

 

[CMacDaddy]

Sometimes I do what I want to do. The rest of the time, I do what I have to.

-Cicero from galdiator

and...

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal. People know me. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

-Rod Burgundy from Anchorman

 

[Yikes]

It's good to be the King! Mel Brooks History of the World

 

[fr4c]

"I love lamp."

-Brick Tamland from Anchorman

 

[Takashi]

"These go to eleven."
-Nigel Tufnel, This Is Spinal Tap

 

[GoRedwings19]

"Luke, I am your father......."
"Nooooooooooooooo"

 

[tyrion]

"Excuses are like a**holes, Taylor. Everybody's got one." -- Platoon

"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse." -- Godfather