redshifter
High Fidelity Gentility• redrum....I mean redshifter• Pee-pee. Hoo-hoo.• I ♥ Garfield
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norman i invite you to try MINE!
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Originally Posted by redshifter "eyes melt, skin explodes, everybody dead!" "The only way to stay out of trouble is to grow old, so I guess I'll concentrate on that." "Just tell 'em you're taking a little tarrrr-get practice." "What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' n******, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your a**." "The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any of the slopes were gonna get their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something: his *****. Five long years, he wore this watch up his a**. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ***** for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you." "Sad story. Got a smoke?" now a hard one (no cheating): "Detective, you run this precinct like chicken night in Turkey." |