[ServinginEcuador]

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Originally Posted by stevesurf Ok...since you're so smart where are these from? "I couldn't help it...it just popped into my head!"

Dan Akroyd, GhostBusters I.

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"Does anyone here speak Jive?"

Airplane

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"I've come here to chew bubble gum and kick *ss. And I'm all out of bubble gum."

They Live. The one with the glasses that let you see the aliens.

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"Come on over here and I'll bite your head off!"

Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

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"1...2...3...4." "My god, that's the code on my luggage!"

Spaceballs

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"I am standing here beside myself!"

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"OK. Now which one o' you guys hit me?!"

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"Snakes. Why'd it hafta be snakes?"

Indiana Jones (1st movie)

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"If you call me Francis, I'll kill you. ...and if any of you ***** touch my stuff, I'll kill you." "Ok, lighten up, Francis!"

Stripes

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"There's something wrong with us...something very, very wrong with us!"

Stripes again? Bill Murray?

 

[MrMajestic]

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"I am standing here beside myself!"

I don't think anyone answered this one yet. I could be wrong, but I think it's from Short Circuit.

This might be a bit of a miss quote, but I bet no one will get this one (fill in the "f" word...

"We'll call ourselves the ****Kills! You don't like it, **** you we'll kill ya."

 

[BRBJackson]

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Originally Posted by Born2bwire "You're alotta woman you know that? You wanna make $14 the hard way?"

Caddyshack

 

[VicAjax]

some of my favorite lines from the obscurity vault:


Cop: What kind of sicko would kill a man in cold blood and lather up his face with shaving cream?
Kid: Myyyy Dad.
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Old Man: What's a nice Jewish boy like you doing in the sixth dimension?
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Louise: My Daddy says that I'm pretty and when I grow up I'm going to be a beautiful lady.
Mr. Skin (aka Satan): No. You're going to be an ugly lady. You'll probably be fat and work as a cashier and no one is going to want to marry you. You see, parents aren't allowed to tell the truth about certain things. Now don't cry. Don't be upset. I don't want to see you crying. You really want to be famous?
Louise: Yes.
Mr. Skin (aka Satan): Well, maybe I can help.
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and...

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Originally Posted by skullguise "Suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. Then all of a sudden, somebody says 'plate' or 'shrimp' or 'plate of shrimp,' out of the blue, no explanation. And there's no point in looking for one. It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness."

Otto: You eat a lot of acid, Miller, back in the hippie days?

 

[Jam_Master_J]

"There was a firefight!"

 

[tsplash75]

"If things go well, I'm gonna show her my O-Face!"

 

[tsplash75]

"I'll do whatever I wanna do.. GOSH!"

 

[D-EJ915]

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Originally Posted by Megatron NOBODY CONTROLS MEGATRON!!!!

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Originally Posted by Starscream OWW, MY FOOT!!

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Originally Posted by tetsuo WHERE IS AKIRA?!

...there are probably more but those jumped at me...

 

[BRBJackson]

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Originally Posted by VicAjax Louise: My Daddy says that I'm pretty and when I grow up I'm going to be a beautiful lady. Mr. Skin (aka Satan): No. You're going to be an ugly lady. You'll probably be fat and work as a cashier and no one is going to want to marry you. You see, parents aren't allowed to tell the truth about certain things. Now don't cry. Don't be upset. I don't want to see you crying. You really want to be famous? Louise: Yes. Mr. Skin (aka Satan): Well, maybe I can help.

Highway 61. Great, underated movie.

 

[The Actual]

"Are you not entertained? Are you not entertained!?"

Pretty good movie, great line and delivery.

 

[Twigs]

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Originally Posted by stevesurf Ok...since you're so smart where are these from? "I couldn't help it...it just popped into my head!" "Does anyone here speak Jive?" "I've come here to chew bubble gum and kick *ss. And I'm all out of bubble gum." "Come on over here and I'll bite your head off!" "1...2...3...4." "My god, that's the code on my luggage!" "I am standing here beside myself!" "OK. Now which one o' you guys hit me?!" "Snakes. Why'd it hafta be snakes?" "If you call me Francis, I'll kill you. ...and if any of you ***** touch my stuff, I'll kill you." "Ok, lighten up, Francis!" "There's something wrong with us...something very, very wrong with us!"

AIRPLANE (well 1 of them at least)

"...and don't call me Shirley"

 

[stevesurf]

Jeepers you guys are great everyone got those lines - I especially can't believe you got the "They Live" one.

OK level 2:

"He's so uptight, if you were to stick a pencil up Cameron's butt, in two weeks out would pop a diamond"

"I picked a bad day to give up sniffing glue"

"Well double dumb-*ss on you!"

"I'll have what she's having"

"Hey shorty we've got company" "Don't worry this is a company car"

"Have you ever seen a man eat his own head?"

"Intelligence is down! Repeat, we've lost our Intelligence!"

 

[Born2bwire]

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Originally Posted by stevesurf Jeepers you guys are great everyone got those lines - I especially can't believe you got the "They Live" one. OK level 2: "He's so uptight, if you were to stick a pencil up Cameron's butt, in two weeks out would pop a diamond" "I picked a bad day to give up sniffing glue" "I'll have what she's having"

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Airplane (Man, I love the fact that despite it's a jet plane, all the engine noise in the movie is prop engines.)

"Striker? Have you ever flown a multi-engine plane before?"

"No, never."

(Not realizing that he's still broadcasting on the radio)
"****, this is a god-damned waste of time. There's no way he can land this plane. Drown them in Lake Michigan; at least it will avoid killing innocent people!"

When Harry Met Sally

And yeah... I have no life.

 

[stevesurf]

Level 3

"and if that doesn't do it, I'll p*ss on him"

"Who does Number 2 work for!" "You show that turd who's boss!"

"...this coffee smells like crap."
"It is crap, Austin."
"Oh, well, it's not just me then. It's a bit nutty."

"Actually, Captain, I plan on living forever!"

"Wiiiiiiiiiiilson!"

"At least I don't get my jollies from playing with dog poop"

 

[Dixie Flatline]

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Originally Posted by Mr.PD From Blazing Saddles; "Badges, we don't need no stinking badges"

AHEM. Try Treasure of the Sierra Madre for that one, originally. And actually, it's:

"Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges."

On the other hand, really from Blazing Saddles, we have:

"Gentlemen! We have to protect our phoney-baloney jobs!"

And from Spaceballs, an always-useful mantra for the modern workplace:

"My God! I'm surrounded by a**holes!"

Also, a few from LA Story, one of my all-time favorite movies:

"SanDeE*, your breasts feel ... weird." "Oh, that's because they're real."

"Hi, my name's Bob, and I'll be your robber."

"He's the kind of guy who'd never stab you in the back unless it was self-defense."