kerelybonto
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Okay, I'll try this once more with more subdued verbiage and see if I can keep it from getting deleted. ...
Some of you may have noticed that BMG and the other music 'clubs' employ a marketing scheme similar to that utilized by the most successful crack dealers -- they basically give away music until you're hooked, then take your money while you come back again and again, begging for some new tunes. (Well, you don't beg for tunes from a crack dealer, you know, but that brings back bad memories ...) Further, they try to hide all the details of membership besides those required to avoid getting sued (at least all the time), so it's pretty confusing to figure out how to get the best deal out of them. Now, in the interest of consumer protection (but not conning BMG -- that would be entirely inappropriate, of course), I offer this thread.
First, can anyone clarify the rules on membership? Is it possible to have more than one account per address? Per name? Per anything?
Second, quitting and rejoining -- how does this work? First, how exactly does one cancel a membership, anyway? They quite conveniently don't explain how to do so anywhere, so I assume one must write to them. Is that correct? Now, on rejoining, is the twelve-for-one deal available again, or what incentive do they offer to get people to rejoin?
Basically, what are the best ways to work BMG -- without conning them, of course -- to get the most music for the money? Is staying with BMG even a good way to do this? Should I just join a bunch of music clubs, get their introductory offers, then quit?
Anyone?
kerelybonto
Some of you may have noticed that BMG and the other music 'clubs' employ a marketing scheme similar to that utilized by the most successful crack dealers -- they basically give away music until you're hooked, then take your money while you come back again and again, begging for some new tunes. (Well, you don't beg for tunes from a crack dealer, you know, but that brings back bad memories ...) Further, they try to hide all the details of membership besides those required to avoid getting sued (at least all the time), so it's pretty confusing to figure out how to get the best deal out of them. Now, in the interest of consumer protection (but not conning BMG -- that would be entirely inappropriate, of course), I offer this thread.
First, can anyone clarify the rules on membership? Is it possible to have more than one account per address? Per name? Per anything?
Second, quitting and rejoining -- how does this work? First, how exactly does one cancel a membership, anyway? They quite conveniently don't explain how to do so anywhere, so I assume one must write to them. Is that correct? Now, on rejoining, is the twelve-for-one deal available again, or what incentive do they offer to get people to rejoin?
Basically, what are the best ways to work BMG -- without conning them, of course -- to get the most music for the money? Is staying with BMG even a good way to do this? Should I just join a bunch of music clubs, get their introductory offers, then quit?
Anyone?
kerelybonto