[size=x-small] Step right up, step right up, step right up,[/size]
[size=x-small] Everyone's a winner, bargains galore! That's right, you too can be the proud owner[/size]
[size=x-small] Of the quality goes in before the name goes on[/size]
[size=x-small] One-tenth of a dollar, one-tenth of a dollar, we got service after sales
[/size][size=x-small] You need perfume? we got perfume, how 'bout an engagement ring?[/size]
[size=x-small] Something for the little lady, something for the little lady,[/size]
[size=x-small] Something for the little lady, hmm[/size]
[size=x-small] Three for a dollar[/size]
[size=x-small] We got a year-end clearance, we got a white sale[/size]
[size=x-small] And a smoke-damaged furniture, you can drive it away today[/size]
[size=x-small] Act now, act now, and receive as our gift, our gift to you[/size]
[size=x-small] They come in all colors, one size fits all[/size]
[size=x-small] No muss, no fuss, no spills, you're tired of kitchen drudgery[/size]
[size=x-small] Everything must go, going out of business, going out of business[/size]
[size=x-small] Going out of business sale[/size]
[size=x-small] Fifty percent off original retail price, skip the middle man[/size]
[size=x-small] Don't settle for less[/size]
[size=x-small] How do we do it? how do we do it? volume, volume, turn up the volume[/size]
[size=x-small] Now you've heard it advertised, don't hesitate[/size]
[size=x-small] Don't be caught with your drawers down,[/size]
[size=x-small] Don't be caught with your drawers down[/size]
[size=x-small] You can step right up, step right up[/size]
[size=x-small] That's right, it filets, it chops, it dices, slices,[/size]
[size=x-small] Never stops, lasts a lifetime, mows your lawn[/size]
[size=x-small] And it mows your lawn and it picks up the kids from school[/size]
[size=x-small] It gets rid of unwanted facial hair, it gets rid of embarrassing age spots,[/size]
[size=x-small] It delivers a pizza, and it lengthens, and it strengthens[/size]
[size=x-small] And it finds that slipper that's been at large[/size]
[size=x-small] under the chaise lounge for several weeks[/size]
[size=x-small] And it plays a mean Rhythm Master,[/size]
[size=x-small] It makes excuses for unwanted lipstick on your collar[/size]
[size=x-small] And it's only a dollar, step right up, it's only a dollar, step right up[/size]
[size=x-small] 'Cause it forges your signature[/size]
[size=x-small] If not completely satisfied, mail back unused portion of product[/size]
[size=x-small] For complete refund of price of purchase[/size]
[size=x-small] Step right up[/size]
[size=x-small] Please allow thirty days for delivery, don't be fooled by cheap imitations[/size]
[size=x-small] You can live in it, live in it, laugh in it, love in it[/size]
[size=x-small] Swim in it, sleep in it,[/size]
[size=x-small] Live in it, swim in it, laugh in it, love in it[/size]
[size=x-small] Removes embarrassing stains from contour sheets, that's right[/size]
[size=x-small] And it entertains visiting relatives, it turns a sandwich into a banquet[/size]
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[size=x-small] And it walks your dog, and it doubles on sax[/size]
[size=x-small] Doubles on sax, you can jump back Jack, see you later alligator[/size]
[size=x-small] See you later alligator[/size]
[size=x-small] And it steals your car[/size]
[size=x-small] It gets rid of your gambling debts, it quits smoking[/size]
[size=x-small] It's a friend, and it's a companion,[/size]
[size=x-small] And it's the only product you will ever need[/size]
[size=x-small] Follow these easy assembly instructions it never needs ironing[/size]
[size=x-small] Well it takes weights off hips, bust, thighs, chin, midriff,[/size]
[size=x-small] Gives you dandruff, and it finds you a job, it is a job[/size]
[size=x-small] And it strips the phone company free take ten for five exchange,[/size]
[size=x-small] And it gives you denture breath[/size]
[size=x-small] And you know it's a friend, and it's a companion[/size]
[size=x-small] And it gets rid of your traveler's checks[/size]
[size=x-small] It's new, it's improved, it's old-fashioned[/size]
[size=x-small] Well it takes care of business, never needs winding,[/size]
[size=x-small] Never needs winding, never needs winding[/size]
[size=x-small] Gets rid of blackheads, the heartbreak of psoriasis,[/size]
[size=x-small] Christ, you don't know the meaning of heartbreak, buddy,[/size]
[size=x-small] C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon[/size]
[size=x-small] 'Cause it's effective, it's defective, it creates household odors,[/size]
[size=x-small] It disinfects, it sanitizes for your protection[/size]
[size=x-small] It gives you an erection, it wins the election[/size]
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[size=x-small] We got a jackpot, jackpot, jackpot, prizes, prizes, prizes, all work guaranteed[/size]
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[size=x-small] We need your business, we're going out of business[/size]
[size=x-small] We'll give you the business[/size]
[size=x-small] Get on the business end of our going-out-of-business sale[/size]
[size=x-small] Receive our free brochure, free brochure[/size]
[size=x-small] Read the easy-to-follow assembly instructions, batteries not included[/size]
[size=x-small] Send before midnight tomorrow, terms available,[/size]
[size=x-small] Step right up, step right up, step right up[/size]
[size=x-small] You got it buddy: the large print giveth, and the small print taketh away[/size]
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[size=x-small] C'mon step right up[/size]
[size=x-small] (Get away from me kid, you bother me...)[/size]
[size=x-small] Step right up, step right up, step right up, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon[/size]
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[size=x-small] C'mon and step right up[/size]
